Some Definitions

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Erisian, n. - One who lives in Eris, France.
Example Sentence: I've never met an Erisian who didn't like baguettes.

Eristic, adj. - strategies using readily accessible, though loosely applicable, information to control problem-solving in human beings and machines.
Example Sentence: The programmer used an eristic process to create a machine that made hot dogs without the buns.

Discord, v. - To remove the cord from a pair of pants, trousers, or other item of clothing, thus rendering it un-keep-up-able.
Example Sentence: The police officer was caught with his pants down in a moment of discord.

Discordian, n. - One who goes around depantsing people.  Also, as adj., of or relating to a Discordian.
Example Sentence: The man was arrested for frequent discordian activities.

BIP, n. - The sound a RADAR makes.
Example Sentence: The RADAR screen went BIP, BIP, BIP as the unidentified vessel got closer.

Roger, v. - To vomit hatred and anger instead of bile.
Example Sentence: The man was so sick that when he leaned over the toilet he rogered instead of losing his lunch.

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Cram, v. - To cultivate a moustache.
Example Sentence: The man was cramming so hard you could see the hairs sprout on his lip even without time-lapse photography.

[hooplala]

"Rogering" means something quite different in Britain, IIRC.

[mynameislion]

 

[Iason Ouabache]

Roger, v. - To vomit hatred and anger instead of bile.
Example Sentence: The man was so sick that when he leaned over the toilet he rogered instead of losing his lunch.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Erisian, n. - One who lives in Eris, France.
Example Sentence: I've never met an Erisian who didn't like baguettes.

Eristic, adj. - strategies using readily accessible, though loosely applicable, information to control problem-solving in human beings and machines.
Example Sentence: The programmer used an eristic process to create a machine that made hot dogs without the buns.

Discord, v. - To remove the cord from a pair of pants, trousers, or other item of clothing, thus rendering it un-keep-up-able.
Example Sentence: The police officer was caught with his pants down in a moment of discord.

Discordian, n. - One who goes around depantsing people.  Also, as adj., of or relating to a Discordian.
Example Sentence: The man was arrested for frequent discordian activities.

BIP, n. - The sound a RADAR makes.
Example Sentence: The RADAR screen went BIP, BIP, BIP as the unidentified vessel got closer.

Roger, v. - To vomit hatred and anger instead of bile.
Example Sentence: The man was so sick that when he leaned over the toilet he rogered instead of losing his lunch.

TGRR,
Oddly aroused.

[Adios]

THE STRIPED ONE WINS THIS FREAD!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]