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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by Cramulus, May 14, 2008, 07:39:44 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: whatc on July 18, 2009, 11:36:45 PM

Cyber Recession Warrior: Edgar
http://www.kongregate.com/games/NetworkOfNinja/cyber-recession-warrior-edgar

"With limited story, Edgar throws you directly into the action of an endless procedurally generated dungeon crawler. With a "Diablo"-style loot system and an AP driven strategic-combat system (a la Fallout), the game attempts to recreate an experience thus far non-existant in flash gaming."

How much fun can shooting boxes in a ugly virtual dungeon be..? Yeah, this is what i've been doing mostly for the last couple of days.

That's actually pretty cool.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

Quote from: whatc on July 18, 2009, 11:36:45 PM

Cyber Recession Warrior: Edgar
http://www.kongregate.com/games/NetworkOfNinja/cyber-recession-warrior-edgar

"With limited story, Edgar throws you directly into the action of an endless procedurally generated dungeon crawler. With a "Diablo"-style loot system and an AP driven strategic-combat system (a la Fallout), the game attempts to recreate an experience thus far non-existant in flash gaming."

How much fun can shooting boxes in a ugly virtual dungeon be..? Yeah, this is what i've been doing mostly for the last couple of days.

oh goddddd I played this for EVER yesterday

made it to level 13. good game!

If you can find a gun that only costs 3 AP to shoot, and you get the -1 AP talent at level 8, and use offensive stance, you can take ten shots in one round. It kills anything! You just need to find a decent gun that only costs 3 AP to shoot, which is actually kind of tough...

Cainad (dec.)

Make My Head Grow: http://www.makemyheadgrow.com/

This is a two-player game. You have no friends to play it with.

And that's totally okay. The game is stupid and the control is nearly broken, but you need to play through this game (it'll take like 30 seconds) and see/hear the whole ending. It's fucking hysterical.

Cramulus

MEGA MAN VS METROID



and
MEGA MAN VS GHOSTS N GOBLINS




two awesome mashups

you can beat each one in 5-10 minutes. I find this concept hilarious. And the games are extremely fun if you're any good at mega man. (I always found him easier to control than samus or arthur) The music is a rockin OCRemix of original game music, and the boss fight for each game is spectacular.

Megaman vs Metroid
Megaman vs Ghosts n Goblins

Rumckle

http://www.pornstarorpotato.com/

Can you tell the difference between a pornstar and a potato?

I got 17
It's not trolling, it's just satire.


Iason Ouabache

 :lulz:  That was easy to win.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Idem

#157
THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL EVER FUCKING INSTALL.

http://www.insani.org/releases/CrimsonessSetup%5Binsani%5D%5BAT2008%5D.exe

also, hold the left mouse button to initiate the autoclick feature

Cramulus

Quote from: Idem on September 27, 2009, 01:51:28 AM
THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL EVER FUCKING INSTALL.

http://www.insani.org/releases/CrimsonessSetup%5Binsani%5D%5BAT2008%5D.exe

also, hold the left mouse button to initiate the autoclick feature


what is it?

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2009, 10:34:28 PM
what is it?

Quote from: Idem on September 27, 2009, 01:51:28 AM
THE BEST THING YOU WILL EVER FUCKING INSTALL.

(be sure to aölso ask about the autoclick feature!)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Quote from: BDS on December 15, 2008, 02:52:05 PM
Toribash, a physics/ragdoll based fighting game.
Epic. Truly epic.

It's hard to start, I recommend playing through the tutorials and then practising vs. yourself.
It's also hard to explain it, really.
Please to be taking a look?


www.toribash.com

This is fucking bad-ass.
Incredibly difficult, but a lot of fun.

This is what Tekken should be like.

Template

Quote from: Idem on September 27, 2009, 01:51:28 AM
THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL EVER FUCKING INSTALL.

http://www.insani.org/releases/CrimsonessSetup%5Binsani%5D%5BAT2008%5D.exe

also, hold the left mouse button to initiate the autoclick feature

I won it.  Challenging.

A HARMLESS BUG! A melodramatic tale about eating flowers
A flash game that was up on the friendsociety, this one is actually quite fun.

Cramulus

Two games I've been hooked on recently....

RUNMAN


http://whatareyouwait.info/

The best way to describe it is Sonic the Hedgehog + MS Paint




Wikipedia Maze

http://www.wikipediamaze.com/

Very similar to wiki paths... You log in using your facebook, yahoo, myspace, gmail, whatever account. Then you pick a puzzle to solve. each puzzle consists of navigating from one wikipedia page to another a-la 6-Degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon. Try to connect Barack Obama to communism in 6 pages or less!

I just surfaced out of 3 or 4 solid hours of playing this..  I feel like I worked up a nice mental sweat

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!