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i didn't invent this game.. i swear!

Started by bones, May 16, 2008, 11:13:37 PM

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bones

 :lulz:   so, if i could just stop pissing myself laughing for two seconds to try and explain the rules of the game...

the goal is to have the last laugh

this is supposed to be an 'inside' joke, it doesn't need a reason to be funny, it just fucking is.

my sides hurt so badly and the tears are streaming down my cheeks, but with every new person who turns away, mildly disgusted and says 'what the fuck is wrong with this guy?' it keeps just making it all the more hysterical.

face it. eventually you're gonna have to just join the rest and admit it. might as well get it out of the way now. take a deep breath and repeat after me:

I DONT GET IT

doesnt it feel all better now?

haha
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Jasper

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bones

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Jasper


bones

im all over it.

with ointment.

ftr, the pic makes it look bigger than it really is.  :D
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Triple Zero

wait, that's you?

what's the code being projected on the wall?
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Jasper

It's just some random picture I found, no idea about the code.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: bones on May 16, 2008, 11:13:37 PM
:lulz:   so, if i could just stop pissing myself laughing for two seconds to try and explain the rules of the game...

the goal is to have the last laugh

this is supposed to be an 'inside' joke, it doesn't need a reason to be funny, it just fucking is.

my sides hurt so badly and the tears are streaming down my cheeks, but with every new person who turns away, mildly disgusted and says 'what the fuck is wrong with this guy?' it keeps just making it all the more hysterical.

face it. eventually you're gonna have to just join the rest and admit it. might as well get it out of the way now. take a deep breath and repeat after me:

I DONT GET IT

doesnt it feel all better now?

haha

Drunk on Guinness?
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bones

tripping, actually. and awake for too many hours.

probably best to stay away from forums at such times
things seem funnier than they are.

and dammit, 000, is it so easy to believe i'm that fat douche?
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Jasper


Triple Zero

Quote from: bones on May 20, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
and dammit, 000, is it so easy to believe i'm that fat douche?

also the code projected on the wall really has me wondering .. [/geek]
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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