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Re: Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2008, 10:31:33 pm »
Yeah, I'd never take the risk of a full brake check.  I drive within my skill level.

Giving off the vibe that you're not sane also backs them off.

The Manual outlines the proper solution for any road hazard.

So what do you do when you see the Buddha?

Offer him a lift?

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Re: Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2008, 11:13:41 pm »
NO. Run the fucker down.

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Re: Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2008, 11:46:31 pm »
NO. Run the fucker down.

This is the correct motorcide.

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Re: Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 12:10:24 am »
If you are carrying a heavy load, lighten it.

make frequent restroom breaks?
new age greeting card wisdom?
diet before riding?
masturbate - riding while horny can kill?
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Re: Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 01:53:04 am »
I wish the hitting the Buddha wisdom also applied to Jesus. Somehow I feel like if you hit the Buddha on a motorcycle, you'd be the one who gets messed up.
meh.

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Re: Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2008, 02:06:07 am »
I wish the hitting the Buddha wisdom also applied to Jesus. Somehow I feel like if you hit the Buddha on a motorcycle, you'd be the one who gets messed up.

It'd apply to Jesus for Gnostics, I guess. 

If you hit the Buddha, you get reborn as that paperclip in Miscrosoft Office. :(

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Re: Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2008, 02:41:01 pm »

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