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Pearls Before Swine: Wisdom Of The Motorcycle Manual

Started by Jasper, May 20, 2008, 09:17:44 PM

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Jasper

#15
May 20, 2008, 10:31:33 PM
Yeah, I'd never take the risk of a full brake check.  I drive within my skill level.

Giving off the vibe that you're not sane also backs them off.

Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 20, 2008, 10:29:17 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 20, 2008, 10:25:46 PM
The Manual outlines the proper solution for any road hazard.

So what do you do when you see the Buddha?

Offer him a lift?

Adios

#16
May 20, 2008, 11:13:41 PM
NO. Run the fucker down.

e

#17
May 20, 2008, 11:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 20, 2008, 11:13:41 PM
NO. Run the fucker down.

This is the correct motorcide.

fomenter

#18
May 21, 2008, 12:10:24 AM
If you are carrying a heavy load, lighten it.

make frequent restroom breaks?
new age greeting card wisdom?
diet before riding?
masturbate - riding while horny can kill?
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

nostalgicBadger

#19
May 21, 2008, 01:53:04 AM
I wish the hitting the Buddha wisdom also applied to Jesus. Somehow I feel like if you hit the Buddha on a motorcycle, you'd be the one who gets messed up.
meh.

e

#20
May 21, 2008, 02:06:07 AM
Quote from: nostalgicBadger on May 21, 2008, 01:53:04 AM
I wish the hitting the Buddha wisdom also applied to Jesus. Somehow I feel like if you hit the Buddha on a motorcycle, you'd be the one who gets messed up.

It'd apply to Jesus for Gnostics, I guess. 

If you hit the Buddha, you get reborn as that paperclip in Miscrosoft Office. :(

LMNO

#21
May 21, 2008, 02:41:01 PM
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