If you don't have anything useful to say...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, this is the point where I tell you that you appear to be covered in shit. Discordian, SubGenius, Cabbage or Pink, it seems like a good idea to let people know that they may need to go wash up. I am not telling you how to be SubGenius... only pointing out that your "Subgenius" is getting as repetitious and trite as some outlandish Discordians posting ZOMGPINEAL23FNORD... I don't think anyone here will say that's not really real discordianism... its just a lame sort of Discordianism that betrays a lack of creativity... or at least it appears that way to many of us.

Obvious repetitious shit is obvious and repetitious. It may be Discordian, it may be SubGenius but it IS Obvious and Repetitious.

So wash your face, or don't... get creative or don't... do whatever the fuck you like, but the tea is bitter and you might do well to make a fresh pot.

Nope.  You just spent the last page and a half explaining why I am not a REALLY REAL Subgenius/Discordian/whatever.  Obviously that means you DO know what makes one, and you should probably go ahead and enlighten us all.

And I don't get creative on demand.  I write when I please (basically when I have an idea), not when you decide I should.

So you'll excuse me when I say that I'm not prone to take your directions.

But, then again, this isn't what this is all about, is it, Ratatosk?  Why don't you get to your real point?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

No, this is the point where I tell you that you appear to be covered in shit. Discordian, SubGenius, Cabbage or Pink, it seems like a good idea to let people know that they may need to go wash up. I am not telling you how to be SubGenius... only pointing out that your "Subgenius" is getting as repetitious and trite as some outlandish Discordians posting ZOMGPINEAL23FNORD... I don't think anyone here will say that's not really real discordianism... its just a lame sort of Discordianism that betrays a lack of creativity... or at least it appears that way to many of us.

Obvious repetitious shit is obvious and repetitious. It may be Discordian, it may be SubGenius but it IS Obvious and Repetitious.

So wash your face, or don't... get creative or don't... do whatever the fuck you like, but the tea is bitter and you might do well to make a fresh pot.

Nope.  You just spent the last page and a half explaining why I am not a REALLY REAL Subgenius/Discordian/whatever.  Obviously that means you DO know what makes one, and you should probably go ahead and enlighten us all.

And I don't get creative on demand.  I write when I please (basically when I have an idea), not when you decide I should.

So you'll excuse me when I say that I'm not prone to take your directions.

But, then again, this isn't what this is all about, is it, Ratatosk?  Why don't you get to your real point?

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.

Two things:

1.  Your timing sucks.  I had already said that I was done taunting noobs, and here you are bitching about it.  This leads me to believe 2 things:  first, you don't read very well, and second, you looked awful goofy trying to kick a man while he's down, the day after he got up.  Funny, in a slapstick kind of way.

2.  You lack the balls to say what's really on your mind.  That's kinda sad.  I could be wrong, of course, and this could just be some low-grade trolling about an issue that's already over.  That's even sadder.

When you grow a pair, and decide to get what's really on your mind out in the open, let me know.

[Faust]

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.

now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.

lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit.

this is mostly true but not just of roger.

[Epimetheus]

TGRR...you're like the deadbeat dad I never had.

Someone's been reading the Onion.

Haven't, actually. Why?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.

now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.

Hush.  That's not the point.  The point is that Ratatosk has been dying to lecture me like this since his arrival, and now he's all pissed because he missed the opportunity by a day.

So sit back and let him have his say.  Hell, he's waited this long to try to take a piece of me, I may as well allow him the petty thrill of it all, right?

TGRR,
Knows sometimes you have to let the little guy get his shot in.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TGRR...you're like the deadbeat dad I never had.

Someone's been reading the Onion.

Haven't, actually. Why?

No matter.

Take your number, though.  Ratatosk has dibs on trying to abuse me.  You can go next, Sparky.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.

Two things:

1.  Your timing sucks.  I had already said that I was done taunting noobs, and here you are bitching about it.  This leads me to believe 2 things:  first, you don't read very well, and second, you looked awful goofy trying to kick a man while he's down, the day after he got up.  Funny, in a slapstick kind of way.

2.  You lack the balls to say what's really on your mind.  That's kinda sad.  I could be wrong, of course, and this could just be some low-grade trolling about an issue that's already over.  That's even sadder.

When you grow a pair, and decide to get what's really on your mind out in the open, let me know.

1. Sorry I was gone most of the weekend and apparently allowed a joke (about the "act") to devolve into discussing something that's over. Fine, I'll accept that.

2. I have my balls right here. I told you what I had to tell you, what else could there possibly be? What else Roger? Other than this forum I have no sort of contact or interaction with you. I've had no spat with you on the forum in ages. You haven't offended me personally in awhile, so what the fuck else would be on my mind? What other problem could I possibly have with you? 

[Epimetheus]

Ruff. 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.

now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.

Hush.  That's not the point.  The point is that Ratatosk has been dying to lecture me like this since his arrival, and now he's all pissed because he missed the opportunity by a day.

So sit back and let him have his say.  Hell, he's waited this long to try to take a piece of me, I may as well allow him the petty thrill of it all, right?

TGRR,
Knows sometimes you have to let the little guy get his shot in.

You have got to be kidding, right?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.

Two things:

1.  Your timing sucks.  I had already said that I was done taunting noobs, and here you are bitching about it.  This leads me to believe 2 things:  first, you don't read very well, and second, you looked awful goofy trying to kick a man while he's down, the day after he got up.  Funny, in a slapstick kind of way.

2.  You lack the balls to say what's really on your mind.  That's kinda sad.  I could be wrong, of course, and this could just be some low-grade trolling about an issue that's already over.  That's even sadder.

When you grow a pair, and decide to get what's really on your mind out in the open, let me know.

1. Sorry I was gone most of the weekend and apparently allowed a joke (about the "act") to devolve into discussing something that's over. Fine, I'll accept that.

2. I have my balls right here. I told you what I had to tell you, what else could there possibly be? What else Roger? Other than this forum I have no sort of contact or interaction with you. I've had no spat with you on the forum in ages. You haven't offended me personally in awhile, so what the fuck else would be on my mind? What other problem could I possibly have with you? 

Dunno.  That's what I'm asking.  You just tore into me for no apparent reason.

Something must be making your arse itch.  Out with it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.

now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.

Hush.  That's not the point.  The point is that Ratatosk has been dying to lecture me like this since his arrival, and now he's all pissed because he missed the opportunity by a day.

So sit back and let him have his say.  Hell, he's waited this long to try to take a piece of me, I may as well allow him the petty thrill of it all, right?

TGRR,
Knows sometimes you have to let the little guy get his shot in.

You have got to be kidding, right?

Go back and read your posts, and you tell me.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Find all the 23's you like Roger. We wandered down a garden path that I had not intended when I first posted in this thread. You can see whatever you like.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Find all the 23's you like Roger. We wandered down a garden path that I had not intended when I first posted in this thread. You can see whatever you like.

No 23s are necessary.  You went after me full-bore.

I'm just a little curious as to why.

[Dr. Pataphoros, SpD]

Wow.  Two whole pages of Rat and Roger saying "I know you are, but what am I?" over and over again.