If you don't have anything useful to say...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

3.  Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business.  No shit.  You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd.  I fucking quit.

I've got my new favorite sig.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

3.  Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business.  No shit.  You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd.  I fucking quit.

I've got my new favorite sig.

Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

3.  Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business.  No shit.  You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd.  I fucking quit.

I've got my new favorite sig.

Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?

Act? 

Plus, I just like that pic.  It's basically what's in my head, along with monkeys dressed as politicians.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

3.  Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business.  No shit.  You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd.  I fucking quit.

I've got my new favorite sig.

Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?

Act? 

Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

3.  Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business.  No shit.  You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd.  I fucking quit.

I've got my new favorite sig.

Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?

Act? 

Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... 

Why?  Because Subgenii are required to be really really nice guys who love everyone and hug trees?



TGRR,
Suggests you read the fucking books again.  For Chrissakes.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

3.  Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business.  No shit.  You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd.  I fucking quit.

I've got my new favorite sig.

Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?

Yeama
Act? 

Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... 

Why?  Because Subgenii are required to be really really nice guys who love everyone and hug trees?



TGRR,
Suggests you read the fucking books again.  For Chrissakes.

I don't give a shit if you hug trees, have rainbows out your ass or bitchslap n00bs for the fun of it... but if you're really, really for real just a hate filled asshole... well, you missed out on what Bob told you.

"If they can't take a joke, Fuck 'em."
"If they can't tell a joke, Fuck 'em."

Tell it, take it or think that its justification for your personal problems...

And if you're reading the book to figure it out... THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

3.  Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business.  No shit.  You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd.  I fucking quit.

I've got my new favorite sig.

Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?

Yeama
Act? 

Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... 

Why?  Because Subgenii are required to be really really nice guys who love everyone and hug trees?



TGRR,
Suggests you read the fucking books again.  For Chrissakes.

I don't give a shit if you hug trees, have rainbows out your ass or bitchslap n00bs for the fun of it... but if you're really, really for real just a hate filled asshole... well, you missed out on what Bob told you.

"If they can't take a joke, Fuck 'em."
"If they can't tell a joke, Fuck 'em."

Tell it, take it or think that its justification for your personal problems...

And if you're reading the book to figure it out... THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will DIE!

And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.

[Requia ☣]

I find it hard to hate most people.  They tend so much to be mere victims of other peoples attempts to control them.  It be like well, hating cabbages.

[hooplala]

I feel the same way about viruses... its not their fault, really. 

[Epimetheus]

TGRR...you're like the deadbeat dad I never had.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TGRR...you're like the deadbeat dad I never had.

Someone's been reading the Onion.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I feel the same way about viruses... its not their fault, really. 

DING!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will DIE!

And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.

Anyone who allows the pinks and cabbages of this planet to dictate their insides, seems like a pink or cabbage to me, but, maybe I'm wrong.

Hate Shitting Subgeniuses are fine, just like Outlandish Discordians.

However, shitting hate is a far different thing than shitting hate, placing in on a pedestal, and worshiping it as though it were the penultimate purpose of existence. Now maybe you have copraphilia, I don't know, but most people I know Shit and Flush. Recently, it seems you shit and run around like a two year old going "Hey Everyone I made a Doodie!!!! Come see the Dooodie!!! Hey, new person here is some Doodie!!! Oh here, here is more dooodie!!!! YOU can have some doodie too!!! It's my doodie therefore it must be wonderful doodie that everyone would like to see!

I mean, Roger, at least once in awhile give us a goddess blessed courtesy flush. 

Shitting for yourself does not equate to thinking for yourself. It's just shitting.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will DIE!

And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.

Anyone who allows the pinks and cabbages of this planet to dictate their insides, seems like a pink or cabbage to me, but, maybe I'm wrong.

Perhaps.  I hate them, either way. 

Hate Shitting Subgeniuses are fine, just like Outlandish Discordians.

However, shitting hate is a far different thing than shitting hate, placing in on a pedestal, and worshiping it as though it were the penultimate purpose of existence. Now maybe you have copraphilia, I don't know, but most people I know Shit and Flush. Recently, it seems you shit and run around like a two year old going "Hey Everyone I made a Doodie!!!! Come see the Dooodie!!! Hey, new person here is some Doodie!!! Oh here, here is more dooodie!!!! YOU can have some doodie too!!! It's my doodie therefore it must be wonderful doodie that everyone would like to see!

I mean, Roger, at least once in awhile give us a goddess blessed courtesy flush. 

Shitting for yourself does not equate to thinking for yourself. It's just shitting.

Is this the part where you tell me how to be a REALLY REAL Discordian Subgenius?

I mean, seeing as how you have apparently decided you are the arbiter of such things.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will DIE!

And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.

Anyone who allows the pinks and cabbages of this planet to dictate their insides, seems like a pink or cabbage to me, but, maybe I'm wrong.

Perhaps.  I hate them, either way. 

Hate Shitting Subgeniuses are fine, just like Outlandish Discordians.

However, shitting hate is a far different thing than shitting hate, placing in on a pedestal, and worshiping it as though it were the penultimate purpose of existence. Now maybe you have copraphilia, I don't know, but most people I know Shit and Flush. Recently, it seems you shit and run around like a two year old going "Hey Everyone I made a Doodie!!!! Come see the Dooodie!!! Hey, new person here is some Doodie!!! Oh here, here is more dooodie!!!! YOU can have some doodie too!!! It's my doodie therefore it must be wonderful doodie that everyone would like to see!

I mean, Roger, at least once in awhile give us a goddess blessed courtesy flush. 

Shitting for yourself does not equate to thinking for yourself. It's just shitting.

Is this the part where you tell me how to be a REALLY REAL Discordian Subgenius?

I mean, seeing as how you have apparently decided you are the arbiter of such things.

No, this is the point where I tell you that you appear to be covered in shit. Discordian, SubGenius, Cabbage or Pink, it seems like a good idea to let people know that they may need to go wash up. I am not telling you how to be SubGenius... only pointing out that your "Subgenius" is getting as repetitious and trite as some outlandish Discordians posting ZOMGPINEAL23FNORD... I don't think anyone here will say that's not really real discordianism... its just a lame sort of Discordianism that betrays a lack of creativity... or at least it appears that way to many of us.

Obvious repetitious shit is obvious and repetitious. It may be Discordian, it may be SubGenius but it IS Obvious and Repetitious.

So wash your face, or don't... get creative or don't... do whatever the fuck you like, but the tea is bitter and you might do well to make a fresh pot.