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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 26, 2008, 03:23:16 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 26, 2008, 03:23:16 AM
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message554260/pg1

Okay, so time travel is theoretically possible.  Given that, eventually someone will DO it.

So where are they?

Where are the ungrateful bastards?  Why don't they ever visit?  Have they no respect for their illustrious forefathers?  Well, fuck those little turds.  I'm going to pollute the fuck out of everything, and I suggest you do the same.

That'll teach the snot-nosed little ingrates.

Or kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Roo

#1
May 26, 2008, 04:55:42 AM
because if you fuck with shit from the past, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.

Besides, if you could travel through time, would YOU want to be here now?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
May 26, 2008, 05:04:00 AM
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2008, 04:55:42 AM
because if you fuck with shit from the past, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.

Besides, if you could travel through time, would YOU want to be here now?

Fuck yes.

This is the funniest decade ever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#3
May 26, 2008, 05:08:11 AM
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2008, 04:55:42 AM
because if you fuck with shit from the present, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.

Who needs time travel?

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
May 26, 2008, 05:13:08 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:08:11 AM
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2008, 04:55:42 AM
because if you fuck with shit from the present, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.

Who needs time travel?

Me.  I need time travel.  And a sex change operation.

I have it all figured out.  I can be my own mother, father, self, and son. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#5
May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 26, 2008, 05:34:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?

Force myself to pay child support.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#7
May 26, 2008, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:34:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?

Force myself to pay child support.

:mittens:
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#8
May 26, 2008, 04:36:14 PM
I would use time-traveling to make out with a myself.
A friend of mine always says that that he would use it to strangle all of his other incarnations.
He hopes that he's the first 'himself' to discover it.


Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?

I C WHAT U DID THAR  :lulz:
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#9
May 26, 2008, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?

oh that is wonderful

some pretentious guy starts spouting bullshit:

"hey asshole - go know thyself"
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Cainad (dec.)

#10
May 26, 2008, 10:46:48 PM
lol did I just say something profound?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 27, 2008, 06:31:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 03:23:16 AM
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message554260/pg1

Okay, so time travel is theoretically possible.  Given that, eventually someone will DO it.

So where are they?

Where are the ungrateful bastards?  Why don't they ever visit?  Have they no respect for their illustrious forefathers?  Well, fuck those little turds.  I'm going to pollute the fuck out of everything, and I suggest you do the same.

That'll teach the snot-nosed little ingrates.

Or kill me.

Anthropologists from the future, dude. They're everywhere, with their schwa heads and their anal probes.
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#12
May 27, 2008, 10:12:52 AM
Fuck the future - It's never gonna happen  :argh!:

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#13
May 27, 2008, 02:21:02 PM
It's a good idea to take care of the future, just in case reverse causality is true and we create our own species in the past from the future.
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#14
May 27, 2008, 03:10:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:13:08 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:08:11 AM

Who needs time travel?

Me.  I need time travel.  And a sex change operation.

I have it all figured out.  I can be my own mother, father, self, and son. 

:lulz:

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