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Archuleta really should have won

Started by Thurnez Isa, May 28, 2008, 04:33:42 AM

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Thurnez Isa

May 28, 2008, 04:33:42 AM
Welcome to our cafe,
welcome to our century
don't worry, not much effort will be needed...
we have everything already set for you.
I know you want a coffee...
and we can give you that
with realTM whip cream..
but we have "replaced" the coffee
and we have “replaced” you cafe conversations

You see we realize that actually following world events takes time and effort
and it makes your head hurt.
And you don't have the time or effort,
you know with raising little Billy and little Sally
with working your 2nd job
trying to save for that nice house you've been eying.
You know the one with rocking chair on the porch.

and you don't have to worry all our political candidates say more or less the same thing
and all you have to decide is which one “you would rather have a beer with”
or what side of the colour spectrum your going to believe in.
See, with me, my favorite colour is orange,
so that makes me blindly follow the New DemocratsTM.
You should too...
and being against NAFTA makes you radical
and one of the cool kids,
you know the ones with swanky hair,
and the Chuevara they ordered from the internet.
Now see doesn't that beat forming your own judgments.

Ok, so being ignorant makes you feel your less of a proper citizen somehow
Don't touch that dial
cause we have teevee shows with political opinions.
There's even some you can call in and express your own stupid opinions and petty complaints.
You can sit on your ass and feel informed till enslavement if you want.
It sure beats doing stuff,
or having a decent converstation now and again...

As for entertainment,
we have "democratized" it.
Now you have your choice,
sit on your couch a cast your vote with one of your cellphone phones (you know cellphones are like Pokemon, you gotta own them all)
Then later you participate in debates
Who should have one?
Who should have been voted off?
Which one had the more sweeter, homogenized voice?
Which one made you blush like a naughty school girl on prom night?
See that is much more choice then... you know exploring the richness of music for yourself, and just supporting what catches you in its grip.


So the cafe's are empty now.
Except for those who think cause they got a swanky haircut they are taking down the evils of capitalism,
or those who really think that Archuleta really should have won...
he has such dreamy eyes.

Gone is are the discussions,
gone are the real radicals,
gone is anything interesting,
gone is anything fun
But...

we have realTM whip cream....
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
May 28, 2008, 04:41:39 AM
Fucking RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#2
May 28, 2008, 05:04:55 AM
Thurnez Isa Gets It.

:potd:

Your Gnosis stat increases by 1.

Dido

#4
May 28, 2008, 12:05:40 PM
Very nice indeed.

Cain

#5
May 28, 2008, 12:07:37 PM
Check your PMs Thurenz  8)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
May 28, 2008, 06:41:38 PM
That was awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#7
May 28, 2008, 08:29:46 PM
Wow
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mangrove

#8
May 28, 2008, 08:38:21 PM
 :mittens:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Sepia

#10
May 30, 2008, 12:16:47 AM
This was a lovely read.
Everyone will always be too late

P3nT4gR4m

#11
May 30, 2008, 10:45:34 AM
Holy shit! Aint you usually the laid back one? :mittens:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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LMNO

#12
May 30, 2008, 07:01:41 PM
TI brings the Fire.  And the Thunder.
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