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Started by hooplala, September 12, 2012, 06:22:24 PM

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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 13, 2012, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Why not? Makes it a whole lot more fair going up against unarmed soccer hooligans.

Our SWAT teams do.

Um.  And our motorcycle cops.

And our FRTs.

And...um...
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 13, 2012, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Why not? Makes it a whole lot more fair going up against unarmed soccer hooligans.

Our SWAT teams do.

Um.  And our motorcycle cops.

And our FRTs.

And...um...

http://paxarcana.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/boston-police-finally-getting-assault-rifles/
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 13, 2012, 02:40:22 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 13, 2012, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Why not? Makes it a whole lot more fair going up against unarmed soccer hooligans.

Our SWAT teams do.

Um.  And our motorcycle cops.

And our FRTs.

And...um...

http://paxarcana.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/boston-police-finally-getting-assault-rifles/

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:flush:

BTW, I had some of those little Morningstar sausages in tacos last night and it was nom.

I draw the line there, though. No poompburgers.

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Only in places where there is a high potential for OMGTERRUR!! Govt buildings, airports, sports stadiums, etc...

This reminds me, I need to get my hands on an assualt rifle. Now, do I approach a shady arms dealer and risk being caught or do I persuade a copper to let me borrow theirs and risk a nationwide manhunt :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The cops around here carry them in their patrol cars.

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 13, 2012, 07:57:00 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 AM

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Only in places where there is a high potential for OMGTERRUR!! Govt buildings, airports, sports stadiums, etc...


Same as in Norway, then.
Patrol police here doesn't even carry handguns.
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I've seen topic drift before, but it is entertaining the everliving fuck out of me that in just a few pages, this drifted from vegetarians to assault rifles.
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Quote from: Luna on September 14, 2012, 01:09:09 AM
I've seen topic drift before, but it is entertaining the everliving fuck out of me that in just a few pages, this drifted from vegetarians to assault rifles.

I blame Richter.  Some more.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: Luna on September 14, 2012, 01:09:09 AM
I've seen topic drift before, but it is entertaining the everliving fuck out of me that in just a few pages, this drifted from vegetarians to assault rifles.

That's because almost everyone in the world would rather talk about anything else than vegetarianism.
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hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Oh, the innocence... seems like only yesterday...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman