Frequently asked questions..

[Cainad (dec.)]

[Jenne]

You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

[Iason Ouabache]

[Jenne]

[And]

Oh, you.

[The Dark Monk]

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Eating chocolate syrup to ease the pain

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

gooddays brothers and sisters 
i need some help na,
im "supposed" to write a porn scenario which will be about a teacher (the chic) fuckin her student when he comes over to her house to take some private lessons,
its gonna be a scene for 15min,and i need 2 songs for the soundtrack,
i know its stupid but i started with somethin like,

"the horny teacher is at home, waiting for her student to call to inform that he's there,
the phone rings, she gets the phone and tells him to come up,
teacher welcomes him but nothing erotic,
she asks him if he wants to have a drink, offering some beer or something stronger,
he says : no, thanks m'am, i dont think its a good idea to drink alcohol before we start our lesson (  )
teacher says : why not darling?
student says : i might not be able to concentrate afterwards m'am,
t : ahh, i think it is the best way to concentrate dear 
s : if you say so, guess i can take a beer 
t : let me prepare one of my special coctails for you huh?
s: oh well m'am, whatever you say.. "
and then
la la la bla bla blah ya da ya da sis boom baaahhhhhh...

any suggestions my brosters? (is there such a word to put bros and sisters together? sounds cool no?  )
anyway 
and im kindly asking for 2 song recommendations either, considering that its gonna be a porn soundtrack ( i was thinking 'herbaliser-sensual woman' as one  )

so hope nobody gets pissed off at me this time (for the sake of their own nerves) because of my super serious posts,

love to all,

sweetdays, goddess bless..

kallisti!

[Cain]

is there such a word to put bros and sisters together?

"Siblings" is a good word for that.

I'll think on this, though I'm willing to bet that either LMNO or ECH will come up with an appropriate answer.

[East Coast Hustle]

KMFDM - Brute

Electric Hellfire Club - Incubus

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - Martini Built for Two (or anything off the first half of "Sexplosion!")

White Zombie - More Human than Human

[AFK]

Raped By Food[/not helping]

[LMNO]

The soundtrack should be one of the following:

Merzbow
Masonna
Sun O)))
Last Exit
Naked City

If you're asking for help with the script, I figured those were all (badly) improvised, anyway.

[Cramulus]

Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka



http://www.comfortstand.com/catalog/049/index.html

it's free, but you might not be able to use that commercially

[AFK]

I just thought of three good Faith No More tunes:

Crack Hitler - it has that funky wah-wah guitar in it.
Jizzlober - for obvious reasons
Be Aggressive - again for the obvious reasons

[LMNO]

I changed my mind.

The soundtrack should be a mixture of a slaughterhouse killing floor and screaming babies.

[Cain]

I changed my mind.

The soundtrack should be a mixture of a slaughterhouse killing floor and screaming babies.