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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I thought hoped she had died or something.

She's not so bad. 

goddess' adventures

season 5 episode 23

There was no more beer, no more tobacco left.
Being super hardcore broke, one more time with pride, felt like pasta and/or rice were running through my veins.
It was only 1 am and we were already the highest degree pilots on our penta color, multi-functional spaceships..
But thou we were the duck kingzz and we could do anythingzzz, we werent so sure if we had enough inner and outer peace left to full-fill our weak desires, such as some smokes and beers. 
We both knew it..
Something had to be done.
season 5 episode 23
There was no more beer, no more tobacco left.
Being super hardcore broke, one more time with pride, felt like pasta and/or rice were running through my veins.
It was only 1 am and we were already the highest degree pilots on our penta color, multi-functional spaceships..
But thou we were the duck kingzz and we could do anythingzzz, we werent so sure if we had enough inner and outer peace left to full-fill our weak desires, such as some smokes and beers. 
We both knew it..
Something had to be done.
season 5 episode 23
There was no more beer, no more tobacco left.
Being super hardcore broke, one more time with pride, felt like pasta and/or rice were running through my veins.
It was only 1 am and we were already the highest degree pilots on our penta color, multi-functional spaceships..
But thou we were the duck kingzz and we could do anythingzzz, we werent so sure if we had enough inner and outer peace left to full-fill our weak desires, such as some smokes and beers. 
We both knew it..
Something had to be done. 
was begging an option?

Either we were gonna sacrifice our wild little kitty Sauvage for  Miss Discordia, and after feed it to our neighbour's cat, for no other reason than being fucked up and incredibly stupid,  Or we were gonna fly to the center with our super cool spaceships to see if we could catch up with her. If she's not already wasted, who knows, she might even offer us some drinks, and no doubts she has some yummie grass again.
So, me Super Nasty Reverend PurplePisS a.k.a Goddess Purpleris, KSLSD and my only Minion Kichino Mon Petite Lapa Blank Pokemon Love a.k.a 121, gently flew outside, respecting the environment, loving the nature, picking our noses with pleasure.
i cannot create anymore! im gonna shit in this episode too damn it!
im goin to bed with my pokemon.
the episode ends zooming into one of our nostrils, and gets lost in the mucus.
Either we were gonna sacrifice our wild little kitty Sauvage for  Miss Discordia, and after feed it to our neighbour's cat, for no other reason than being fucked up and incredibly stupid,  Or we were gonna fly to the center with our super cool spaceships to see if we could catch up with her. If she's not already wasted, who knows, she might even offer us some drinks, and no doubts she has some yummie grass again.
So, me Super Nasty Reverend PurplePisS a.k.a Goddess Purpleris, KSLSD and my only Minion Kichino Mon Petite Lapa Blank Pokemon Love a.k.a 121, gently flew outside, respecting the environment, loving the nature, picking our noses with pleasure.
i cannot create anymore! im gonna shit in this episode too damn it!
im goin to bed with my pokemon.
the episode ends zooming into one of our nostrils, and gets lost in the mucus.
Either we were gonna sacrifice our wild little kitty Sauvage for  Miss Discordia, and after feed it to our neighbour's cat, for no other reason than being fucked up and incredibly stupid,  Or we were gonna fly to the center with our super cool spaceships to see if we could catch up with her. If she's not already wasted, who knows, she might even offer us some drinks, and no doubts she has some yummie grass again.
So, me Super Nasty Reverend PurplePisS a.k.a Goddess Purpleris, KSLSD and my only Minion Kichino Mon Petite Lapa Blank Pokemon Love a.k.a 121, gently flew outside, respecting the environment, loving the nature, picking our noses with pleasure.
i cannot create anymore! im gonna shit in this episode too damn it!
im goin to bed with my pokemon.
the episode ends zooming into one of our nostrils, and gets lost in the mucus.


ta taaaaaaaa

greetz bros, sisssssss,

kiss kissssssss

hail eris!

I beg to differ.

[Urraco]

I'm hungry.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

I thought hoped she had died or something.

uhmm excuse me monsiuer-damme.. but seriously, may i kindly ask who the fuck are you?  
sincerely, do i know you guys? wha, wh, what are you supposed to be?  
ja i know.. you are one of "them". (not "them" them, the others, u kno, like intruders, bonos, johnny dicks, somethingss, blondroids but different )
i would like you to know that i have nothing against your society.
me... friend.. me, friiiieeeeennd... ...... ....
but then again im warning you, if you screw around, abducting humans, doin bizarre experiments,

mommy eris is gonna come and getchaaaaaaaaa!!!! where ever you go, she'll be there!
aliens, aliens, theyre inside us, watch out my brothers and sisters! theyre everywhere!

my friends.. aliens cannot fuck around with your mind as long as you carry lisergic-acid d. in your system. you can double your powers by smoking a jummie joint.
as you all just saw   i recognized them directly and managed to keep kewl. you can do the same  

I thought hoped she had died or something.

She's not so bad. 

well thanx, guess im not soo bad huh?
whats goin on here,  "who's the prettiest one 2009 contest" or somethin?

A really really real discordian joint is the kind that the roach falls out in your mouth, splits open halfway down, burns down your house, anally rapes you and kills your parents, then proceeds to tell you that it has The AIDS (TM), and steals your shoes.

As for your questions,

1. Fuck you. That's why.
2. For fun & profit.
3. [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION] You need to be at least a level 14 Code Blue to receive this wisdom. Please try again.
4. The Sub-G's ... why they are just a bunch of Psyonetiks wannabees ...., although their website is rather better than your own, so, uh ... go put some clothes on. Does your mother know you are cavorting round the intardnets with no knickers on? You'll catch a cold you know.
5. Yes. Then you die. A rather horrid death. Carrotine poising not a good way to go. It got 'ol Bugs in the end you know.

Glad to help clear up some of the deeper mysteries of pd.com for ya. Now go put on some socks.

whats this ?
is this serious?
parallel universes..  
ahh whatever..

Why not simply do what actual porn movies do?  Use GarageBand.

why not simply do what "actual people" do?
go facefuck your priest.
and the same advice to your buddy bidi boom.

bwahhh.. this is too much wzzzyvxz for me..
im nothing.. real-ly really.

btw, im living in brussels-belgium na, doors open for all brothers & sisters around eris.
actually she wants to organize a private party.. we'll see.

so sweetnites.. goddess bless..

hail eris! hail hard tech yes!

purpleris, kslsd

[fomenter]

rule of thumb we are far more willing to put up with dadaist pineal excretions when accompanied by boob pics...

a three tit pic's to one pinealist post is the preferred tits to nonsense ratio

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've seen hotter tits on people here who post coherently. It would take a full-length feature porn... a good one... to mitigate the ridiculous crap she posts.

So far I can only think of three explanations to explain why she posts like that:

1. She's actually-for-real mentally ill, in which case poor fucking thing. Isn't it exploitation to use someone that fucked in the head to do porn?

2. She's always on acid or shrooms when she's posting, in whch case her babysitter should keep her off the computer.

3. She thinks it's "cute", in which case she should grow the fuck up because it's embarrassing to read.

[Messier Undertree]

I thought hoped she had died or something.

She's not so bad. 

Okay, who hijacked Roger's account?

[Messier Undertree]

rule of thumb we are far more willing to put up with dadaist pineal excretions when accompanied by boob pics...

a three tit pic's to one pinealist post is the preferred tits to nonsense ratio

Because a woman posting topless pics on the internet gives her free rein to act like a complete fucking retard?

3. She thinks it's "cute", in which case she should grow the fuck up because it's embarrassing to read.

It's almost definitely this one. This is the sort of behaviour that I would at least try to humour if she was an attention-seeking 16 year old girl.

But she's 27 years old. Jesus fuck. Why are people apologising for her?

[Messier Undertree]

mindless shit

See, I didn't even read this. I sincerely hope you don't expect me to put up with it just because your reproductive organs are on the inside.

[fomenter]

Because a woman posting topless pics on the internet gives her free rein to act like a complete fucking retard?

i don't know about free reign, but it provides reasonable compensation for the effort i put into scrolling past pineal posts.
or maybe i just want to see more tits

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Because a woman posting topless pics on the internet gives her free rein to act like a complete fucking retard?

i don't know about free reign, but it provides reasonable compensation for the effort i put into scrolling past pineal posts.
or maybe i just want to see more tits

I like tits, but they really just don't mitigate the posts enough.

[the last yatto]

You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the ham-bur-  [sniffs]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I maintain that she isn't that bad...as compared to DK or Cowass, for example.

She posts pinealist crap, IMO, but she doesn't drop it all over the place.  Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, I am happy that she seems to keep most of it up in Principia Discussion.  Where's the harm?

[AFK]

I'm with TGRR.  And I've said this before in this thread.  I think it is pretty obvious that she is treating this thread as her main method for communicating with us.  So if what she posts really bugs you that much, don't read this thread.  She's not all over the place like AKK or DK was, so she is easily avoided.  I sometimes wonder if we take umbrage with posters for the sake of taking umbrage.  I think we need to maintain some perspective so we don't become a bunch of knee jerks. 

[Messier Undertree]

Oh, okay. I can only hope we have many more posters just like her in future.

Why bother trying to be different from 23ae and the Myspace Discordians anyway? We can reinstate Hugh as admin while we're at it. He was pretty "random" IIRC.

[AFK]

Yes, but Hugh was also a jackass who modded people's posts.  Lady Purple what's her name here seems to be cordial, as Discordians go.  And I'm not sure someone new coming here would judge the site solely based upon this one thread.  If they do, well, fuckit do we want someone who jumps to conclusions so quickly around here anyway?