Frequently asked questions..

[Cain]

Oh ye of little faith.  Consider the facts: the average WoWer spends upwards of 90 hours a week, drinking Mountain Dew and eating Cheetos while in their parents basement, leeching off a highspeed internet connection they do not own, whilst shunning all IRL human contact and, if possible, hygiene.

Their lifespan is about 10 years, and they mercifully wont pass any genes or bad parenting onto their offspring.  Their fuckstock is assprone.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Oh ye of little faith.  Consider the facts: the average WoWer spends upwards of 90 hours a week, drinking Mountain Dew and eating Cheetos while in their parents basement, leeching off a highspeed internet connection they do not own, whilst shunning all IRL human contact and, if possible, hygiene.

Their lifespan is about 10 years, and they mercifully wont pass any genes or bad parenting onto their offspring.  Their fuckstock is assprone.

you say that, but some do slip thru. Wow is a curse apon humanity.

[Requia ☣]

I knew a woman who had a kid with a WoW player.  She ended up divorcing him because he refused to take care of the kid instead of playing. 

[PeregrineBF]

WoW is a better game when you're not playing it than when you are. When you are playing, it's all grind and repition. When you're not you think about all the cool things you could be doing in WoW, plan out item sets to get, and generally imagine having a great time.
Then you log in, and grind to get to the cool bits, which last a couple of minutes. But you can repeat the cool bits! So you do, and they become grind in turn.
This is why I quit WoW. It's far more fun to not play than to play.

[Corvidia]

when is diablo 3 gonna come out arrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant take it anymore!!!!! 

My cousin's working on that project. I'll see if he can give me an estimated release date.

[Cramulus]

WoW is a better game when you're not playing it than when you are. When you are playing, it's all grind and repition. When you're not you think about all the cool things you could be doing in WoW, plan out item sets to get, and generally imagine having a great time.
Then you log in, and grind to get to the cool bits, which last a couple of minutes. But you can repeat the cool bits! So you do, and they become grind in turn.
This is why I quit WoW. It's far more fun to not play than to play.

well said

I can't stand the sense that I'm clicking on something 600 times so that I can get more efficient at clicking on something. The endgame content looks pretty cool, but do I want to spend a thousand hours doing boring stuff just to get there there? hell naw.


anyway, ProgressQuest does it WAY better than WoW

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WoW is a better game when you're not playing it than when you are. When you are playing, it's all grind and repition. When you're not you think about all the cool things you could be doing in WoW, plan out item sets to get, and generally imagine having a great time.
Then you log in, and grind to get to the cool bits, which last a couple of minutes. But you can repeat the cool bits! So you do, and they become grind in turn.
This is why I quit WoW. It's far more fun to not play than to play.

well said

I can't stand the sense that I'm clicking on something 600 times so that I can get more efficient at clicking on something. The endgame content looks pretty cool, but do I want to spend a thousand hours doing boring stuff just to get there there? hell naw.


anyway, ProgressQuest does it WAY better than WoW

And THAT, my friends, is how culture ends.

It also demonstrates that if we ever invent the holodeck, it will be mankind's last invention.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

My lady and I wrote a piece,

Goes like this ;

(she excused me for my english, since its my second language)

Purple love aka worthless delussion ;

...tic tac tic tac tic tac...

I did what she said,

She laughed..
And yelled :

You are so lost in the purple mist funny lady!

I said :
-But wait !
I dont know what I am,
I dont know what I am doing in a place like this.
I dont feel so good..

She laughed..

Then she started squeezing my heart,
'Till my heart began dripping blood,

And just for fun,
She burned down the stars lastnite,

All fell one by one,
on the smiling woman..

And she was laughing,
laughing and saying :
-Now that is what I call art !

But it was hurting mama..
It was hurting so much,
You know I cannot handle pain, dont you ma?

So I decided to kill her Papaaaaa!!!!!

I went to the kitchen to take a gentle knife,
She yells from behind:
"The sharpest is the one on the right!
And It's only reason for being,
Is your stupid, cruel, cheap-ass drama scene youre about to be playing !
Damn Irreverend Super Nasty Purple Lady..
You even made your old woman fucker rabbit scream !!!!"

I lost it,
and I got the bitch,
Stabbed her over and over again..

She did not bleed,
Even a bit..

But she laughed again and said :
-Hahhhh now listen up stupid girl you !
You want the smiling woman dead?
Then break the mirrors in your head,
And kill the one that is left.
Stupid girl you!
Haha mommy's sweet little lamb!
Now go pour me something strong!
You know the night will be long..

She laughed..

She laughed..

She laughed..

I did what she said.

She laughed and yelled :

I AM THE QUEEN of the MULTIVERSES !
Neither do I  have a freakin fuckin idea about what the fuck I am doing in a place like this !

So now lets drrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiink the nectar you boring bitch!
You are chaos,
So be it!
And start flying around once again like my little purple witch!
And stop to itch..
Cos otherwise Im gonna make you switch!
And when you want to scream and run,
You be damned sure that,
Im gonna be having shit loads of fun!

She laughed..

And I..

I laughed..

She laughed back..

"There is my princess!" she said

Then she left.
Only to come back,
Riding purple horses..

I looked at her eyes..
They were burning,
They were freezing,
Shiny,
Bloody,
And fuckin freaky..

Ah was so Lovely..

That was just a dream, I said.
Like R.E.M said.
Like she said!
Then one day you find out that,
You are actually dreaming while youre fully awake.
Bizarre as nothing could possibly be,

Pure insanity..

She laughed..
And she asked :

-Did I tell you?
Have I ever told you?
How much I loved you?

Well,

You lied my purple princess..

It was death, right?
And you chose life.

You know what?

So did I..

So now,

Let us have a good night..



Yours sincerely,

In the name of love and laughter,

HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

P

[East Coast Hustle]

that's not a question at all, let alone a frequently asked one.

[hooplala]

 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums...

It's a well known fact that Discordianism causes fatness, aging and virginity. That's why we're all so angry.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums...

It's a well known fact that Discordianism causes fatness, aging and virginity. That's why we're all so angry.

Oh yeah, I had forgotten why I can't stand her.

[Cramulus]

far, far less annoying than the EOT shtick IMO

[East Coast Hustle]

PED is less annoying because her idiotic moments are at least genuine.

also, I'm a monkey and she looks good naked, so her annoying moments are more easily overlooked.

[LMNO]

Your honesty is refreshing.