Frequently asked questions..

[Mangrove]

This thread is now about Dildos & Biths.  (Bithes?)


Nigel, please to be enlightening us on the nature of the Bith.

What do they eat?
Where do they live?
Do they have a collective noun?
What should I do if I encounter one in a dark alley?

I think the collective is "a dildo of bithes".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My giggle has evolved into a full-on chortle.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

most of you fags,
you are scared of your own shadows.
good luck.

Dear Calamity Nigel and E.O.T,
your avatars are very ugly.
are you ugly too?

yours sincerely,

love purpleris, kffc

so much for tolerance based on tits.

PED, whether your second-rate english skills allow you to understand it or not, what you have said is considered highly insulting and bigoted in the english-speaking world. We can only come to the conclusion that you are

1) not only a bigot, but probably not all that clever

and

2) have so little going for you in life that the only way you can forge some semblance of an identity that doesn't leave you wanting to cut your wrists and cry yourself to sleep at night is to fixate on the fact that some desperate losers will want to see you naked.

unfortunately for you, when you get old and saggy and #2 stops being true, #1 will probably prevent anyone from wanting to engage with you in any sort of meaningful interpersonal relationship at all.

Enjoy your upcoming life of loneliness!

OH WOW hahhhahhahahaha

i havent seen that one oooops!

look you guy / guys,

i am no racist or any isist whatever,

i mean , then i wouldnt be a discordian, right?!?!!?

you are the one / (s) being racist,

gettin all the high tension,

thats pretty weird dont you think?

[Doktor Howl]

i am no racist or any isist whatever,

Dildos.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

you are the one / (s) being racist,

Ooooh, now we're racist black homosexual lemur bithes! 

[Doktor Howl]

i mean , then i wouldnt be a discordian, right?!?!!?

Not sure I consider you a Discordian.  Right now, you look like any other troll.

While I don't claim to be an authority on who is and who isn't a Discordian, I am fairly sure that racists and homophobes don't belong to this particular sect.

[Doktor Howl]

you are the one / (s) being racist,

Ooooh, now we're racist black homosexual lemur bithes! 

She sounds like a teabagger.  You know, defend your racism by claiming that the people you discriminate against are the actual racists.

[Freeky]

you are the one / (s) being racist,

Ooooh, now we're racist black homosexual lemur bithes! 

Nigel, will you be my lesbian lemur lover?



( :titter: )

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

you are the one / (s) being racist,

Ooooh, now we're racist black homosexual lemur bithes!  

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, and I forgot:  Dildos.

Enormous, knobby dildoes, made out of the finest emory cloth.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

get the fuck out of my thread if you dont like it you fuckin freakin nerdos!

I AM THE FOUNDER OF FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS & THE IMMORAL CHURCH OF ABNORNALITY!

I AM PURPLERIS DISCORDIA,

AND THIS IS THE ONLY THREAD THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE IN PD FORUMS..

SO,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD IF YOU DONT LIKE IT,

AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE IF YOU THINK ITS UGLY!

YOU FUCKIN, FREAKIN, NERDOS!!!!!


ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH       

[Mangrove]

get the fuck out of my thread if you dont like it you fuckin freakin nerdos!

I AM THE FOUNDER OF FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS & THE IMMORAL CHURCH OF ABNORNALITY!

I AM PURPLERIS DISCORDIA,

AND THIS IS THE ONLY THREAD THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE IN PD FORUMS..

SO,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD IF YOU DONT LIKE IT,

AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE IF YOU THINK ITS UGLY!

YOU FUCKIN, FREAKIN, NERDOS!!!!!


ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH       

BITH

[Freeky]

Dildoes.

[Doktor Howl]

get the fuck out of my thread if you dont like it you fuckin freakin nerdos!

I AM THE FOUNDER OF FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS & THE IMMORAL CHURCH OF ABNORNALITY!

I AM PURPLERIS DISCORDIA,

AND THIS IS THE ONLY THREAD THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE IN PD FORUMS..

SO,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD IF YOU DONT LIKE IT,

AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE IF YOU THINK ITS UGLY!

YOU FUCKIN, FREAKIN, NERDOS!!!!!


ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH       

Dildos.  Really, really fucking big dildos.  Made with imported shark skin, and powered by SCIENCE!

[Mangrove]

So Dok, do you think ZAPPA had dildos?