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AFK

June 11, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
We live in a blameless society. 
We live in a society full of blame.

There is so much in my life that just went wrong.
The wrong in my life was brought upon me by you.

I don't know how it is I ended up where I am.
"They" are the ones who left me stranded in this hell.

I did everything I was supposed to.
I just did what "they" told me.

Why is all of this happening to me?
Why is the world out to get me?

There's nothing I can do to change this.
They'll just fuck me in the end anyway.

I think I'll go kill myself now.
This is all their fault.

Goodbye cruel world!
You won't be able to hurt me anymore.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#1
June 11, 2008, 03:10:33 PM
 :cry:

AFK

#2
June 11, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
not autobiographical btw. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#3
June 11, 2008, 03:14:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
not autobiographical btw. 

SHIT! I suppose that means moar puns then  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#4
June 11, 2008, 03:14:31 PM

AFK

#5
June 11, 2008, 03:15:55 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 11, 2008, 03:14:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
not autobiographical btw. 

SHIT! I suppose that means moar puns then  :argh!:

naw, my punner is broken.  Got some blockage or something.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#6
June 11, 2008, 03:17:01 PM
Lyrics or poetry...or both?!
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P3nT4gR4m

#7
June 11, 2008, 03:18:24 PM
 :hammer: :banana: :ronpaul: :jihaad: :noodledance:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#8
June 11, 2008, 03:18:38 PM
the point of this is self-determination.  Partly inspired by the IANAR episode.  I honestly didn't delve too deep into it as it looked like a big, ugly train-wreck.  But just a reflection upon how it can be so easy to deflect any responsibility to one's self.  That where one gets in life has nothing to do with that person's actions, it's all somebody or something else's fault.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#9
June 11, 2008, 03:20:10 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 11, 2008, 03:17:01 PM
Lyrics or poetry...or both?!

Just popped into my head right now.  But now that you mention it, it might work in a song. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#10
June 11, 2008, 03:25:31 PM
:mittens:

I like it!

Richter

#11
June 11, 2008, 03:36:12 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 11, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
We live in a blameless society. 
We live in a society full of blame.

There is so much in my life that just went wrong.
The wrong in my life was brought upon me by you.

I don't know how it is I ended up where I am.
"They" are the ones who left me stranded in this hell.

I did everything I was supposed to.
I just did what "they" told me.

Why is all of this happening to me?
Why is the world out to get me?

There's nothing I can do to change this.
They'll just fuck me in the end anyway.

I think I'll go kill myself now.
This is all their fault.

Goodbye cruel world!
You won't be able to hurt me anymore.


AND SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD!
I killed him!
I killed him with THIS! (Guess where I'm pointing!)
I dumped his rotting carcass into a clogged culvert where worms, maggots and huge sewer rats run though his festering colon every second of every day!

Anyways:  Fun stuff RWHN,  :mrgreen:!
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#12
June 11, 2008, 08:44:21 PM
To help get the puns flowing, I present you with a cartoon.

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AFK

#13
June 11, 2008, 08:51:32 PM
The guy on the left must be a Days of the New fan.  You know how I know?  He's unplugged. 

Heh, get it?  Unplugged, Days of the New, eh, someone shoot me. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#14
June 11, 2008, 08:53:49 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 11, 2008, 08:51:32 PM
The guy on the left must be a Days of the New fan.  You know how I know?  He's unplugged. 

Heh, get it?  Unplugged, Days of the New, eh, someone shoot me. 

:lol:
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