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Fucking tomato ban...

Started by Suu, June 11, 2008, 07:43:59 PM

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#30
June 13, 2008, 09:18:57 PM
I was able to get tomatoes on a sandwich today from Subway because they get them from local growers. Woo!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#31
June 13, 2008, 09:24:07 PM
I'm tellin' ya, a smart small-time farmer could rake it in HUGE on this mess!

rong

#32
June 13, 2008, 09:25:15 PM
reminds me of the great tomato war
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Jenne

#33
June 13, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 13, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
Plz to maintain the distinction between e. coli and salmonella :argh!:

Unless poomp contains salmon as well?

It sure does:  http://www.cdc.gov/nczved/dfbmd/disease_listing/salmonellosis_gi.html

Cainad (dec.)

#34
June 13, 2008, 09:29:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 13, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
Plz to maintain the distinction between e. coli and salmonella :argh!:

Unless poomp contains salmon as well?

It sure does:  http://www.cdc.gov/nczved/dfbmd/disease_listing/salmonellosis_gi.html



Shutting up now.

Suu

#35
June 13, 2008, 09:34:27 PM
Our local farmers are banking off of this right now. The Farmer's Market downtown sold out of tomatoes in minutes from what I heard.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

#36
June 13, 2008, 09:36:49 PM
I'm telling you, the source is going to be a nearby chicken farm, not just somebody shitting in fields.  It's too widespread for that.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
June 14, 2008, 05:49:54 PM
We don't seem to be having any tomato issues on this coast.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#38
June 14, 2008, 09:37:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2008, 05:49:54 PM
We don't seem to be having any tomato issues on this coast.

That's because you spags shipped all your poopy tomatoes to this godforsaken island.

Suu

#39
June 14, 2008, 11:43:53 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 13, 2008, 09:36:49 PM
I'm telling you, the source is going to be a nearby chicken farm, not just somebody shitting in fields.  It's too widespread for that.

KILL THE CHICKENS! KILL THEM ALL!  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
June 14, 2008, 11:54:38 PM
We are heartless, defecating bastards.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

rong

#41
June 15, 2008, 07:00:01 PM
"technically, sir, tomatoes are fags"
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Jenne

#42
June 15, 2008, 10:45:52 PM
All there were today were tomawts on da vine and cherry/grape tomatoes...no romas, no beefsteak...no "regoolair"...

AFK

#43
June 16, 2008, 07:54:21 PM
They had all kinds of tomatoes at my grocery store.  I guess Maine dodged the Killer Salmon Tomatoe Bullet.  Or something like that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#44
June 16, 2008, 08:20:01 PM
Please to note: I wasn't saying anything specific about the tomatoes being contaminated with E.Coli, only making a blanket statement about things being banned.

I was aware it was Salmonella.

That is all.
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