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Fucking tomato ban...

Started by Suu, June 11, 2008, 07:43:59 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#75
July 01, 2008, 06:42:29 AM
hell i've still been eating whatever tomatoes are available.

not dead yet.

BADGE OF HONOR

#76
July 01, 2008, 09:15:53 AM
I just bought some grape tomatoes and roma tomatoes, they're good to eat at lunch.  I've just barely in the last year come to appreciate tomatoes! 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Dysfunctional Cunt

#77
July 01, 2008, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle van der Orange on July 01, 2008, 04:34:17 AM
in case anyone cares, the ban was on big tomatoes, not the little grape tomatoes, or the cherry tomatoes that come on a vine, so you can still eat tomatoes and not die

Well that ruins my plan to kill off my idiot neighbors...  I bought the wrong damn tomatoes.  I thought it was the plum ones.


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