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Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, June 12, 2008, 08:30:59 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

June 12, 2008, 08:30:59 PM
I am so tired of the excuses the world is giving people today for what is really their own stupid bullshit.  Adults are obese because fast food restaurants sell fattening food.  Children are obese because of video games.  Why are they no longer just plain fat and they sit on their asses too much.  Instead of putting down that double quarter pounder and super size fries and walking around the block a time or two, they blame advertising and the world.  Parents don't make their kids go outside to play, they sit on their ass, eat cheetos and play the fucking game.

People are no longer retarded, they are challenged or special or we have come up with a myriad of names for their various diseases.  Children are no longer mouthy little shits who need a good swat on the ass; they have ODD (oppositional defiance disorder).  They tried to tell me my son had this, after being grounded for almost a year and getting a few harsh lessons in how to respect ones elders, he was miraculously cured.

Now we have everyone saying that the economy and the "bad" neighborhoods and the gangs are turning our youth into thugs or killers or whatever word they decide to use.  My question is this, WHY THE FUCK are these kids out on the fucking street at 2 in the morning with guns to begin with?  Where are these kid's parents?  Why didn't they take some parental control? 

This generation has done nothing but give excuses for things which used to be unacceptable.  Things for which every effort was made to change them.  Now we don't make people change, we just give them a name for whatever fuck up thing they have ALLOWED themselves to become.  I'm fat, it's my fault.  I know that krispy kremes make me fat, I still ate them.  So instead of blaming anyone but myself, I stopped eating all the bullshit and lost a hundred pounds.  Without Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or any other bullshit.  It's called self control. 

I live in the crappiest neighborhood in the inner city of St. Louis.  My kid is not out on the streets at 2 am with a gun, because I took control of that as well.

It's time we started making people take responsibility for their own fuck ups and quit giving them excuses or naming their issue and making it a disease, disorder or issue!

Until we do, when we wonder why the world is in such a shit fuck state, give it a week, they'll come up with a name for that!

Adios

#2
June 12, 2008, 08:35:33 PM
:mittens:

BADGE OF HONOR

#3
June 12, 2008, 08:36:35 PM
:mittens:x3
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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#4
June 12, 2008, 08:39:19 PM
Brilliant!  :mittens:
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#5
June 12, 2008, 08:50:19 PM
[AOL] x infinity!
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#6
June 12, 2008, 09:11:39 PM
 :mittens:  TRUF!
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#7
June 12, 2008, 11:19:01 PM
:mittens:

There is a punchline too if want a sneak peek at what it'll be like in a couple of generations.

All those complexly disorded  fucktards are breeding, right now, as we speak. :evil:

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BADGE OF HONOR

#8
June 12, 2008, 11:20:45 PM
Idiocracy.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

#9
June 12, 2008, 11:22:53 PM Last Edit: June 12, 2008, 11:26:12 PM by SillyCybin
BING!  :lulz:

On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.

As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice :evil:


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cainad (dec.)

#10
June 13, 2008, 05:00:42 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 12, 2008, 11:22:53 PM
BING!  :lulz:

On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.

As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice :evil:



OM NOM FUCKING NOM!

Dysfunctional Cunt

#11
June 13, 2008, 02:33:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 13, 2008, 05:00:42 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 12, 2008, 11:22:53 PM
BING!  :lulz:

On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.

As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice :evil:



OM NOM FUCKING NOM!

:spewmonitor:

My first thought was BBQ sauce would be necessary!

Daruko

#12
June 13, 2008, 04:10:56 PM
:mittens:

Jenne

#13
June 13, 2008, 04:42:51 PM
:mittens: added to the pile.  Well said!

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#14
June 13, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
QuoteWHY THE FUCK are these kids out on the fucking street at 2 in the morning with guns to begin with?  Where are these kid's parents?  Why didn't they take some parental control? 

They were busy being afraid their kid would shoot them.   :lulz:
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