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Rev Roger, Year of the Rat #10: I'm Talking to YOU, Bubba.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 17, 2008, 05:37:28 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

June 17, 2008, 05:37:28 AM
Let Me make one thing perfectly clear.

When I talk about people who are too apathetic to give a shit about who runs the country, when I talk about people who can't be bothered to vote, or who are too cynical, too afraid to look insufficiently jaded to bother...I'm talking about you.

And you should know better, shouldn't you?  You are supposed to be the people that still give a damn enough to at least make the effort.  Did you vote in 2004?  Did you vote in this primary?  Are you a biped?  Do you have thumbs for chrissakes?  SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS!

If you can't even be bothered to take the 2 hours every 4 years, then you may as well crawl back in the sty with the rest of the piggies, right?

Or were you waiting on someone else to come along and fix things while you pretended to be a radical because you post on a "radical" board?  Well, I have news for you, little piggies...the reason nobody is changing things is that everyone else is doing the same damn thing.  Waiting.

Well, let me tell you something:  The road to hell has an express lane, and it's jammed nut-to-butt with people like that.  Well, we'll CALL them people, even though they don't LOOK like real people or DRESS like real people or have the same FACIAL EXPRESSIONS as real people. 

And they believe everything the television tells them.  They believe that terrorists are lurking under their beds, waiting to kill them and make their children GAY.  They believe that the erosions of liberty and abuses of power will only be applied to swarthy foreigners.  They believe in the immaculate conception of (republican) presidents.

And when you point out the obvious, undeniable flaws in the our current idiot boy emperor, they agree, but then they start whimpering about their taxes (because wars don't cost money), and the fact that "there's just something about" the other guy that "they don't trust"...Because, of course, it's safer to allow yourself to be sodomized for sure, each and every day, for years, by a boar-pig than to take a chance with a guy who might sodomize you. 

They are, of course, fools...and when the day finally comes that they meet their maker, they will be herded to the left side and sent down the chute with welts all over them and puncture wounds all over their necks and they'll smash into the bottom of the pit where lawyers will hound them and cops will beat them and everyone worries and nobody laughs and it's never lunchtime and Friday is just another day and there's only Miller Lite to drink and there's no parking!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Or Kill Me.
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Payne

#1
June 17, 2008, 11:07:37 AM
RAH!

Especially that last paragraph. I honestly expected you to die at the end.

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#2
June 17, 2008, 11:20:08 AM
Maybe he did. He hasn't posted anything since  :|

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Darth Cupcake

#3
June 17, 2008, 03:46:35 PM
I want to hang this on my office door.

I think that would be a poor career move, but it's still awfully tempting.

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tyrannosaurus vex

#4
June 17, 2008, 03:48:25 PM
haha!

I'm safe from this rant! I post at two 'radical' forums!
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Cramulus

#5
June 17, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2008, 05:37:28 AM
Do you have thumbs for chrissakes?  SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS!

Here they are:

:mittens:

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#6
June 17, 2008, 08:32:34 PM
:mittens:

But if it only takes you 2 hours to vote you're doing it wrong.
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#7
June 17, 2008, 08:44:25 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on June 17, 2008, 08:32:34 PM
But if it only takes you 2 hours to vote you're doing it wrong.

Doesn't matter. Putting MOAR votes into the system, regardless of how much thought is put into them, will cause MOAR Chaos and Lulz.

Also, :mittens:

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#8
June 18, 2008, 12:46:26 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot on June 17, 2008, 08:32:34 PM
:mittens:

But if it only takes you 2 hours to vote you're doing it wrong.

It never, ever, ever takes me that long to vote. It's figuring out what and who to vote FOR that takes up all the time, but usually filling in the little circles and putting the ballot in the envelope and then in the other envelope and finding a stamp only takes like, half an hour at most.

And if I don't think I know enough about an issue to vote on it, I don't.
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Richter

#9
June 18, 2008, 12:50:01 AM
This needs to be passed out to the college age crowd. 
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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
June 18, 2008, 02:57:13 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 18, 2008, 12:50:01 AM
This needs to be passed out to the college age crowd. 

As always, feel free to distribute as you see fit, so long as my name is on it.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
June 18, 2008, 02:57:47 AM
Quote from: Payne on June 17, 2008, 11:07:37 AM
RAH!

Especially that last paragraph. I honestly expected you to die at the end.

I was trying to spontaneously combust.  It's harder than it sounds.

I got kind of warm for a minute, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
June 18, 2008, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 17, 2008, 03:46:35 PM
I want to hang this on my office door.

I think that would be a poor career move, but it's still awfully tempting.

HELL YES.

Do you LIKE your career?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Golden Applesauce

#13
June 18, 2008, 03:07:02 AM
So if I vote, will things get better?
Will they get worse slower than if I hadn't?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
June 18, 2008, 03:12:08 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 18, 2008, 03:07:02 AM
So if I vote, will things get better?
Will they get worse slower than if I hadn't?

Ah, here's the cynicism I was talking about.

No, I was totally fucking joking.  If you blissfully ignore the process that decides who runs the nation you live in, everything will be just fine, and you can show all your friends how jaded you are.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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