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Re: Bitter divorce poems
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2008, 04:39:09 am »
bringing the RAGE haikus:

hog tied on the floor
now you swear you love me
doused in kerosene


you cheated on me
"tick, tick, tick" goes the timer
won't happen again


my knuckles are raw
my steel-toed boots are bloody
then he quit moving

...these seem to come too easy to me.  I think i may need more therapy.

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Re: Bitter divorce poems
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2008, 07:51:27 pm »
bringing the RAGE haikus:

hog tied on the floor
now you swear you love me
doused in kerosene


you cheated on me
"tick, tick, tick" goes the timer
won't happen again


my knuckles are raw
my steel-toed boots are bloody
then he quit moving

...these seem to come too easy to me.  I think i may need more therapy.

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Re: Bitter divorce poems
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2008, 07:58:43 pm »
MAN it must be tough
Having all that money. Here--
I'll take half for you.

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Re: Bitter divorce poems
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2008, 10:23:29 pm »
 :lulz:

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Re: Bitter divorce poems
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2008, 04:38:13 am »
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It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Re: Bitter divorce poems
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2008, 04:52:02 pm »
Fuckanel these are all great!  :mittens: guys!