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Bitter divorce poems

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 22, 2008, 05:25:33 PM

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Voodoo

#30
July 01, 2008, 04:39:09 AM
bringing the RAGE haikus:

hog tied on the floor
now you swear you love me
doused in kerosene


you cheated on me
"tick, tick, tick" goes the timer
won't happen again


my knuckles are raw
my steel-toed boots are bloody
then he quit moving

...these seem to come too easy to me.  I think i may need more therapy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
July 01, 2008, 07:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 01, 2008, 04:39:09 AM
bringing the RAGE haikus:

hog tied on the floor
now you swear you love me
doused in kerosene


you cheated on me
"tick, tick, tick" goes the timer
won't happen again


my knuckles are raw
my steel-toed boots are bloody
then he quit moving

...these seem to come too easy to me.  I think i may need more therapy.

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#32
July 01, 2008, 07:58:43 PM
MAN it must be tough
Having all that money. Here--
I'll take half for you.

Voodoo

#33
July 01, 2008, 10:23:29 PM
 :lulz:

Dysnomia

#34
July 02, 2008, 04:38:13 AM
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Jenne

#35
July 03, 2008, 04:52:02 PM
Fuckanel these are all great!  :mittens: guys!
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