Indecision 08 Wingnut thread

[Cain]

This is how it will work, every day until the election:

1. Rumor of big, game-changing October Surprise damaging to Obama appears on Drudge
2. Fox News runs with it
3. McCain campaign pushes it
4. Wingnuts start prematurely ejaculating
5. Rumour is debunked
6. Right wing blogosphere tries to clap louder and bring rumor back to life
7. Snarky left wing blogs reap the comedy gold
8. Repeat until election ends

[Elder Iptuous]

...If McCain were somehow able to pick off the 1 EV from Maine, we'd have a dead heat 269-269.  Wouldn't that be fun?

Then we would have to resolve the issue with a cage fight.

[LMNO]

This is how it will work, every day until the election:

1. Rumor of big, game-changing October Surprise damaging to Obama appears on Drudge
2. Fox News runs with it
3. McCain campaign pushes it
4. Wingnuts start prematurely ejaculating
5. Rumour is debunked
6. Right wing blogosphere tries to clap louder and bring rumor back to life
7. Snarky left wing blogs reap the comedy gold
8. Repeat until election ends

Nothing like a well-placed Peter Pan reference.

[Iason Ouabache]

This is how it will work, every day until the election:

1. Rumor of big, game-changing October Surprise damaging to Obama appears on Drudge
2. Fox News runs with it
3. McCain campaign pushes it
4. Wingnuts start prematurely ejaculating
5. Rumour is debunked
6. Right wing blogosphere tries to clap louder and bring rumor back to life
7. Snarky left wing blogs reap the comedy gold
8. Repeat until election ends

I saw that they tried that with the "ZOMG, Obama said that the Constitution has flaws" soundbite a couple of days ago.  LAEM.

[Cain]

This is how it will work, every day until the election:

1. Rumor of big, game-changing October Surprise damaging to Obama appears on Drudge
2. Fox News runs with it
3. McCain campaign pushes it
4. Wingnuts start prematurely ejaculating
5. Rumour is debunked
6. Right wing blogosphere tries to clap louder and bring rumor back to life
7. Snarky left wing blogs reap the comedy gold
8. Repeat until election ends

Nothing like a well-placed Peter Pan reference.

Just like Peter Pan, the right wing blogosphere will never grow up.  Its an apt reference indeed.

[Iason Ouabache]

My governor is strategically avoiding Sarah Palin:

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081028/NEWS0502/810280411

Gov. Mitch Daniels today began his final campaign swing in his now-famous RV, heading to southern Indiana.

One place Daniels won't include on his tour is the Jeffersonville stage where Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for vice president, will be campaigning Wednesday evening.

Daniels said he plans to talk to folks in the parking lot, but can't fit into his schedule a joint appearance with Palin.

This is Palin's third trip to Indiana, and Daniels has yet to campaign with her, though Lt. Gov. Becky Skillman was with Palin at the previous rallies in Noblesville and Fort Wayne.

"I'm going by (the Palin rally.) I've got another event scheduled at the same time, but it is close by, so I'm going to go by and spend as long as I can there and hang out in the parking lot and spend some time with the folks standing in line or patiently waiting to get in," Daniels said. "I'm not speaking at the rally, no.

[Cain]

Doesn't he know he's a dead man?

You go against Palin, and Krauthammer and Rove will be on yo ass.  Bush's advisors have said so.

[AFK]

When Palin was here in Maine, Olympia Snow (R) who is not up for re-election was at the event with her.  Susan Collins (R) who IS up for re-election this year was not there.  Susan Collins also begged and pleaded with the McCain campaign to not direct their robocalls into Maine.  She doesn't want to be associated with Bush, Palin, OR McCain at this point. 

[Cain]

Cocktail conservatives....tsk tsk.  Why wont they risk their careers for the Glorious Leader and his heir apparent?

[Iason Ouabache]

Doesn't he know he's a dead man?

You go against Palin, and Krauthammer and Rove will be on yo ass.  Bush's advisors have said so.

Mitch was Bush's budget director for his first 2 years in office and depending on who you ask a) is responsible for the $236 billion annual surplus turn into a $400 billion deficit or b) was forced to resign for not letting them spend faster.  He also said that the Iraq War would cost between 50-$60 billion. And yet, I'm still thinking about voting for him because the democratic candidate is an idiot.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'm going to an Obama rally tonight.
Once in a lifetime, ya know.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

be sure to bring your brown shirt!

[fomenter]

Israel leaders worried about Obama position http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1031943.html
palestinians cold call Americans to support Obama http://usatoday.feedroom.com/index.jsp?fr_story=FRdamp312921&rf=rss
every one Obama associated with is a Marxist socialist http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/28/obama-affinity-marxists-dates-college-days/
be afraid very afraid http://michaelsavage.wnd.com/?pageId=2154
Obama supporters macing republican supporters http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=207493

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

be sure to bring your brown shirt!

yeah, I'm sure that he meant what they were trying to make it look like.

[Cain]

Joe the Plumber on Obama:


"I'm honestly scared for America," Wurzelbacher said.

He later said Obama would end the democracy that the U.S. military had defended during wars.

"I love America. I hope it remains a democracy, not a socialist society. ... If you look at spreading the wealth, that's honestly right out of Karl Marx's mouth," Wurzelbacher said.

"No one can debate that. That's not my opinion. That's fact."

http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/10/29/joe-the-plumber-is-now-joe-the-foreign-policy-advisor/