(Obsolete post. Delete me)

[BootyBay]

Author's note: I removed this animation because I screwed up a few minor details. 
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16979.0 <- Final version (or close to it, that is).

[BootyBay]

This one is obsolete.  I was wrong to think 10 seconds is enough time to read an entire page.  There's another version on the "Or Kill Me" section.  Thanks.