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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 08, 2008, 08:12:13 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 08, 2008, 08:12:13 PM
In keeping with several members' insistence that The Good Reverend stop being so mean and angry, so abusive and sarcastic, I have decided to bow to the will of the people.  Bear with me on this, because I'm new to this touchie-feelie stuff.

I was reading the news today, and I saw some things that - while not actually upsetting me - gave me pause for thought.  It seems our president has been doing things that don't appear quite correct.  Now, I am sure he has our best interests at heart, but these things didn't seem strictly in line with the US constitution.

I also noticed this morning that people tend to act in a way that does not seem to be the best use of intelligence.  Of course, I'm not condemning them, as their version of "intelligence" is just as valid and self-actualizing as mine.  Just because they stop for no reason in the middle of the street, doesn't mean that they don't have just as much of a right to be on the road as I do, and I heartily apologize if I appeared to imply differently, even for a second.

Everything is great.  Things are wonderful.

Or kill me say nice things to me.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#1
July 08, 2008, 08:16:38 PM
Shit your hate Roger, you know you must.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
July 08, 2008, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: Requiem on July 08, 2008, 08:16:38 PM
Shit your hate Roger, you know you must.

No, that would be wrong.  I am told that I am too mean.

So now I think I'm supposed to be really, really, REALLY nice to everyone.

All the time.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Random Probability

#3
July 08, 2008, 10:35:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2008, 08:12:13 PM
In keeping with several members' insistence that The Good Reverend stop being so mean and angry, so abusive and sarcastic, I have decided to bow to the will of the people.  Bear with me on this, because I'm new to this touchie-feelie stuff.

I was reading the news today, and I saw some things that - while not actually upsetting me - gave me pause for thought.  It seems our president has been doing things that don't appear quite correct.  Now, I am sure he has our best interests at heart, but these things didn't seem strictly in line with the US constitution.

I also noticed this morning that people tend to act in a way that does not seem to be the best use of intelligence.  Of course, I'm not condemning them, as their version of "intelligence" is just as valid and self-actualizing as mine.  Just because they stop for no reason in the middle of the street, doesn't mean that they don't have just as much of a right to be on the road as I do, and I heartily apologize if I appeared to imply differently, even for a second.

Everything is great.  Things are wonderful.

Or kill me say nice things to me.




Sweet merciful fuck, Roger!

How can you say such horrible things!  I've never heard such offensive language in my life.  I mean, really.  How can you say "I heartily appologize" to someone?  What did they ever do to you to deserve such hateful treatment?

Oh, but you didn't stop there, did you?  No!  You even had the sheer gall to say "I am sure he has our best interests at heart".  WTF?  Where do yuo get off talking like that?  Keep it up and everything will turn into crystal clear shades of fucking black and white!  And how boring would that be, hmmm?

lighten up.

srsly

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
July 08, 2008, 10:43:16 PM
Quote from: Muffled Phosphor on July 08, 2008, 10:35:42 PM

lighten up.

srsly

Yes, because that's so totally in my character.

Shouldn't you be out making excuses for the holocaust, or something, you fucking vulture?

TGRR,
There is some shit I will not eat, and some spags I will not eat it from.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Random Probability

#5
July 08, 2008, 11:05:06 PM
Oh, right.  My bad.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
July 08, 2008, 11:16:22 PM
Quote from: Muffled Phosphor on July 08, 2008, 11:05:06 PM
Oh, right.  My bad.

Fuck off.  I have no time for Nazis.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Random Probability

#7
July 08, 2008, 11:20:23 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
July 08, 2008, 11:24:47 PM
Quote from: Muffled Phosphor on July 08, 2008, 11:20:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2008, 11:16:22 PM
Quote from: Muffled Phosphor on July 08, 2008, 11:05:06 PM
Oh, right.  My bad.

Fuck off.  I have no time for Nazis.



:lulz:

That's the spirit!

This Is The Kind Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

wade

#9
July 09, 2008, 02:28:11 AM
god damnit, all this whining is making me whine, quit your fucking whining.   

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
July 09, 2008, 05:26:15 AM
Quote from: WhiskeyAlphaDeltaEcho on July 09, 2008, 02:28:11 AM
god damnit, all this whining is making me whine, quit your fucking whining.   



Kill yourself.

Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

wade

#11
July 09, 2008, 11:34:18 AM
 :cry:
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#13
July 09, 2008, 03:59:56 PM
No this is not right.  I wish to leave this alternate reality and go back to the PD I am familiar with!!!

What is next?  Anal probes? :argh!:

AFK

#14
July 09, 2008, 04:00:50 PM
Only if you get too close to the duck. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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