News:

If it quacks like a sociopath, but also ponders its own sociopathy, it's probably just an asshole.

Main Menu

Rev Roger's New-Style Sermon for a Kindler, Gentler Board

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 08, 2008, 08:12:13 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3
User actions

The Good Reverend Roger

#15
July 10, 2008, 05:09:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 09, 2008, 03:03:49 PM
Wait, I'm confused.

Is this thread :banana: or :sadbanana: ?

This thread was an illustration of what happens when people stop shitting their hate.

Long, long ago, during the depths of the civil war, I got banned by Lauren (for "being too chaotic  :lulz: ).  She then changed the "Or Kill Me" board to "Illusions".  No shit.  "Illusions".  Seriously...it was like watching Christopher Walken stealing Leo Buscalia's act.

I just thought I'd remind everyone that hate shitting is a sacrament.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#16
July 10, 2008, 11:31:17 PM
I got you're point, sans explanation, really. But the OP made me just about spew laughing nonetheless. :mittens: for the absurdity of it all  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#17
July 12, 2008, 05:25:51 PM
Fuck this. I demand the hate returns.

Shit, in the OP it reminds me of Ghengis Kahn trying to breast feed a baby.

Please return this to regularly scheduled hate.

thx.

Efrim

#18
July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
July 14, 2008, 05:57:29 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.

Everything is under control.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#20
July 14, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.

They still haven't got you.

:?

God damn. 

Efrim

#21
July 14, 2008, 06:02:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.

They still haven't got you.

:?

God damn. 

Or maybe they DID get me but I've manged to plea bargain out to a cushy but thrilling job at the office of subversive intelligence. Of course, that's something I neither confirm nor deny.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
July 14, 2008, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:02:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.

They still haven't got you.

:?

God damn. 

Or maybe they DID get me but I've manged to plea bargain out to a cushy but thrilling job at the office of subversive intelligence. Of course, that's something I neither confirm nor deny.

Yeah, don't trust this bastard.  He talked me into incinerating an ADA's lawn, and then left me holding the bag while he fucked off to Europe.

:tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
July 14, 2008, 06:08:39 PM
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO EB&G, YUO BASTARD?   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Efrim

#24
July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
July 14, 2008, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.

So who the hell WOULD hire The World's Meanest Hippie?  I mean, there's no way the feds would touch you, given your history (especially The Incident), and I happen to know that the Chicago PD commissioner has PROMISED to see you gang-raped by longshoremen before he dies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Efrim

#26
July 14, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.

So who the hell WOULD hire The World's Meanest Hippie?  I mean, there's no way the feds would touch you, given your history (especially The Incident), and I happen to know that the Chicago PD commissioner has PROMISED to see you gang-raped by longshoremen before he dies.

That fucking Fed Police Chief. He doesn't understand the Chicago way. Connery got it right when he talked about sending one of theirs to the morgue after they send one of yours to the hospital. Thing is, he forgot the part about merrily taking and giving bribes at every step in the plan. A little dirty money will get you a long way in the city of Chicago. It'll land you places a puritan police chief just won't go looking.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
July 14, 2008, 06:25:55 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.

So who the hell WOULD hire The World's Meanest Hippie?  I mean, there's no way the feds would touch you, given your history (especially The Incident), and I happen to know that the Chicago PD commissioner has PROMISED to see you gang-raped by longshoremen before he dies.

That fucking Fed Police Chief. He doesn't understand the Chicago way. Connery got it right when he talked about sending one of theirs to the morgue after they send one of yours to the hospital. Thing is, he forgot the part about merrily taking and giving bribes at every step in the plan. A little dirty money will get you a long way in the city of Chicago. It'll land you places a puritan police chief just won't go looking.

I never said he would catch you.  After all, these are the guys that were supposed to catch D.B. Cooper, right? 

Anyway, you should not troll this board:  hxxp://www.debatepolitics.com/  (paste after changing x's to t's).

And I am not Doctor Howl there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Efrim

#28
July 14, 2008, 06:31:49 PM
Then I will certainly not be known as Counter Intelligence on that board. Furthermore, I certainly did not identify myself as a member of the Prohibition party.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
July 14, 2008, 06:34:11 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:31:49 PM
Then I will certainly not be known as Counter Intelligence on that board. Furthermore, I certainly did not identify myself as a member of the Prohibition party.

HAR!  We will not march on a road of bones!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3
User actions