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*** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« on: July 17, 2008, 04:49:22 pm »
so, a GASM is basically a decentralized* discordian* pranking* project* (aka Deedeepeepee)

when organizing a GASM, one of the key elements to its success** is getting the word out, so that others can easily join in.

so I give you the idea of GASM Invite Business Cards. such a card would look a littlebit something like this:

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         SomethingGASM INVITATION!
you have been invited to SomethingGASM, which is
a FUN way to SOMETHING and blabla SOMETHING!

participate by doing SOMETHING!  and downloading
the material at http://something.com/something.

-HAIL-ERIS---WWW.PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM---FNORD-


don't forget to put a nice picture on it as well. then get your ass to the copyshop and print out a couple of sheets of these on thick paper, cut them to the proper size, and leave them laying around at places where you think interested people will pick them up and participate.

if you want to spread the word even wider, you can of course post the PDF here and who knows, someone might print them out and spread your cards somewhere real far away (but dont count on it for the success of your plan)

* sort of.
** apart from Leading by Example, of course.
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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 03:42:40 am »
This may be promising, leaving invites around. It may help if you just approached people and gave it to them personally. I don't know, like the people who hand out those Jesus pamphlets.
"Something was speaking to me, telling me that you need something in your life. Something has a plan for you..."  :|
Well better than that, but you get the point right? I'll take it to kinkos and hand them out at work when I get a chance. Leaving them places could work well to, so I'll just try both approaches.
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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 05:45:11 am »
you could paperclip them to posters

let people know how to get in on the madness


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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 06:52:04 am »
I really like this idea. As for pictures, does Vexation allow use of his awesome guns-and-apple logo?
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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 07:30:57 am »
Deedeepeepee

It makes me nervous when you say this.  :cry:
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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 02:28:43 am »
I really like this idea. As for pictures, does Vexation allow use of his awesome guns-and-apple logo?

I think that might send more of a message of "OMG discordians are OMG TERRRRRISTS" rather than "omg they like doing silly things lol"

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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 02:48:53 am »
I really like this idea. As for pictures, does Vexation allow use of his awesome guns-and-apple logo?

I think that might send more of a message of "OMG discordians are OMG TERRRRRISTS" rather than "omg they like doing silly things lol"
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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 03:46:46 am »

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         SomethingGASM INVITATION!
you have been invited to SomethingGASM, which is
a FUN way to SOMETHING and blabla SOMETHING!

participate by doing SOMETHING!  and downloading
the material at http://something.com/something.

-HAIL-ERIS---WWW.PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM---FNORD-



Actually, I kinda want to make some with this exact text.

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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2008, 08:31:34 am »
heh, go ahead, but make the URL be http://www.principiadiscordia.com/something

(if you go through with it, i could help you put "something" there, too)
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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 01:19:22 pm »
Deedeepeepee

It makes me nervous when you say this.  :cry:

He's just saying the shorthand for "Double Penetration" in an echo chamber.

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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 03:12:45 pm »
actually, Douple Penetration makes it an echo chamber.
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Re: *** GASM INVITE BUSINESS CARDS ***
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 03:57:54 pm »
ZANG!