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Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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BadBeast

#225
August 06, 2010, 01:58:17 PM
Bump.  Advice Puppy, yesterday I had sex with myself, and the condom broke. Am I pragnent?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#226
August 07, 2010, 04:11:29 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#227
January 24, 2011, 03:34:35 AM
Dear Advice Puppy:

I have just killed my neighbor.  What method of body disposal has the best odds of keeping me out of Sing Sing?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#228
January 24, 2011, 05:26:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 03:34:35 AM
Dear Advice Puppy:

I have just killed my neighbor.  What method of body disposal has the best odds of keeping me out of Sing Sing?

My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#229
February 02, 2011, 01:57:27 AM
:mittens:

What the hell font are you guys using?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#230
February 02, 2011, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2011, 01:57:27 AM
:mittens:

What the hell font are you guys using?

"Impact" with a black stroke.

But I'm pretty sure ROFLBOT will do it for you.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Nephew Twiddleton

#231
February 02, 2011, 02:23:21 AM
Advice Puppy,

I'm considering acquiring a flame thrower in order to clear all of the snow out of the driveway, stairs and maybe some of the street. Is this the most practical method or should I try something else?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Iason Ouabache

#232
February 02, 2011, 11:34:44 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on February 02, 2011, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2011, 01:57:27 AM
:mittens:

What the hell font are you guys using?

"Impact" with a black stroke.

But I'm pretty sure ROFLBOT will do it for you.
Meme Generator is the easy way to do it: http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Dog
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cuddlefish

#233
February 03, 2011, 01:02:48 AM
Advice Puppy, how can I get my groove back?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

#234
February 03, 2011, 01:35:36 PM

BadBeast

#235
February 03, 2011, 04:04:50 PM
Advice Puppy,Why is it that every time I have Chimps in my house, they end up putting butter in my shoe, or drinking all my bubble bath? (I've a good mind to stop letting Chimps in my house at all!)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Sister Fracture

#236
February 03, 2011, 04:24:37 PM
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Freeky

#237
February 07, 2012, 06:47:37 AM
Dear advice puppy,

Why have you forsaken us?

Cramulus

#238
February 07, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
the other day I did a google image search on "advice puppy" and a bunch of our avatars were in page 3 of the results. I had no idea our bullshit was so high ranked!

P3nT4gR4m

#239
February 07, 2012, 02:59:31 PM
Our bullshit is some of the finest bullshit in all of Christendom  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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