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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#120
July 28, 2008, 09:01:48 PM
Advice Puppy: I listened to your advice about that girl and she made me drink and have sex with her all night. I didn't get any sleep and now I'm not being productive at work. What do I do now?

By the way, now my breath is amazingly fresh and all of my blankets are neatly folded.

Richter

#121
July 28, 2008, 09:15:49 PM
Advice Puppy, when human asks, why does puppy answer?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cain

#122
July 29, 2008, 12:21:24 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 28, 2008, 03:49:01 AM
Dear Advice Puppy;

How can this thread be more awesome?

Cain

#123
July 29, 2008, 12:23:06 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2008, 05:51:00 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,

It's 1 am and my daughter still isn't asleep.  How do I remedy this situation?

Cain

#124
July 29, 2008, 12:24:37 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 AM
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?

Cain

#125
July 29, 2008, 12:26:34 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2008, 06:14:37 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 AM
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?

Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick? :argh!:

(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)

Cain

#126
July 29, 2008, 12:28:17 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 09:01:48 PM
Advice Puppy: I listened to your advice about that girl and she made me drink and have sex with her all night. I didn't get any sleep and now I'm not being productive at work. What do I do now?

Cain

#127
July 29, 2008, 12:29:07 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 28, 2008, 09:15:49 PM
Advice Puppy, when human asks, why does puppy answer?

Pig Wee

#128
July 29, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,

I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.

So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?
Narci/16/male/gay/awesome

Vene

#129
July 29, 2008, 02:07:53 AM
Advice Puppy, how can I suck less?

Voodoo

#130
July 29, 2008, 04:46:35 AM
Advice Puppy: do you want to make more money?

BADGE OF HONOR

#131
July 29, 2008, 08:29:49 AM
Quote from: Pig Wee on July 29, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,

I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.

So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?

Uh...the answer is obvious, but I can't say it or Advice Puppy will wee on me.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Pig Wee

#132
July 29, 2008, 08:34:10 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 29, 2008, 08:29:49 AM
Quote from: Pig Wee on July 29, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,

I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.

So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?

Uh...the answer is obvious, but I can't say it or Advice Puppy will wee on me.

I've already decided, I just want to see the answer come out of a floating puppy head in front a gay pride flag.
Narci/16/male/gay/awesome

PeregrineBF

#133
July 29, 2008, 03:30:17 PM
Dear advice puppy;
Calcium Oxide or Hydrochloric Acid? Organic matter must be disposed of!

Richter

#134
July 29, 2008, 03:38:05 PM
Advice Puppy,

I do not understand it.  Please help.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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