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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Richter

Advice puppy, how should I treat the hemorrhoids?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cain


Vene

Cain, I think Cramulus got a hold of your password.

Cain


BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Dysnomia

Advice puppy, I have a research paper that was due last week.  If I don't do it I fail the class, should I still do it?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Cain

Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 02:54:47 AM
Advice puppy, I have a research paper that was due last week.  If I don't do it I fail the class, should I still do it?


Sir Squid Diddimus

I miss advice puppy.

My sinuses are killing me with allergies! What do I do?

Cain

Quote from: Squid on March 31, 2009, 07:01:42 AM
I miss advice puppy.

My sinuses are killing me with allergies! What do I do?


Dysnomia

Quote from: Cain on March 31, 2009, 06:56:49 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 02:54:47 AM
Advice puppy, I have a research paper that was due last week.  If I don't do it I fail the class, should I still do it?



:lulz:  Duly noted...

Advice puppy, I've been getting funny sensations in THAT area...what do I do?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Cain

Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 08:23:15 AMAdvice puppy, I've been getting funny sensations in THAT area...what do I do?


AFK

Advice puppy, Obama's stim money saved my job but, my Dad is a Conservative who really hates Obama.  Should I tell him? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 31, 2009, 02:30:15 PM
Advice puppy, Obama's stim money saved my job but, my Dad is a Conservative who really hates Obama.  Should I tell him? 

I swear to God I only found this one:


Ari

Advice puppy, can you tell me my fortune for the rest of the week?
パンクビッチ

Cain

Quote from: planeswalker on March 31, 2009, 02:40:18 PM
Advice puppy, can you tell me my fortune for the rest of the week?