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Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Cramulus

#195
March 31, 2009, 04:22:37 PM
Advice puppy, what's the best way to sucker somebody else into changing my cat's litter box?

Cain

#196
March 31, 2009, 04:24:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 31, 2009, 04:22:37 PM
Advice puppy, what's the best way to sucker somebody else into changing my cat's litter box?

Vene

#197
March 31, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
What's the best way to have a psychotic breakdown?  It's getting to be awful tempting.

Dysnomia

#198
March 31, 2009, 08:41:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 31, 2009, 02:25:43 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 08:23:15 AMAdvice puppy, I've been getting funny sensations in THAT area...what do I do?



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

SARAH PALIN I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU SAY AND START A WAR, BUT WHO SHOULD I START A WAR WITH?  I CAN'T SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Spiny_Norman

#199
April 01, 2009, 12:32:48 AM
Advice Puppy rocks!

:mittens:

Cain

#200
April 01, 2009, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: Vene on March 31, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
What's the best way to have a psychotic breakdown?  It's getting to be awful tempting.



QuoteSARAH PALIN I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU SAY AND START A WAR, BUT WHO SHOULD I START A WAR WITH?  I CAN'T SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE

Dysnomia

#201
April 01, 2009, 07:38:52 PM
BUT ADVICE PUPPY FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN CA?  SHOULD I GO TO MEXICO FOR THEM OR JUST USE MATCHES TO LIGHT EVERYONE'S HOUSES ON FIRE?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#202
April 02, 2009, 12:50:31 AM
Dear advice puppy,

Should I just stop posting?

-SDOI

Elder Iptuous

#203
April 02, 2009, 04:03:31 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
What is this bump on my arm?  can you recommend treatment?

Cain

#204
April 02, 2009, 02:19:28 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on April 01, 2009, 07:38:52 PM
BUT ADVICE PUPPY FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN CA?  SHOULD I GO TO MEXICO FOR THEM OR JUST USE MATCHES TO LIGHT EVERYONE'S HOUSES ON FIRE?



Quote from: Slanket, destroyer of internets. on April 02, 2009, 12:50:31 AM
Dear advice puppy,

Should I just stop posting?

-SDOI



Quote from: Iptuous on April 02, 2009, 04:03:31 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
What is this bump on my arm?  can you recommend treatment?

Bruno

#205
April 02, 2009, 07:18:14 PM
Deer advice puppy, I yews to be humerus. Watt happened too me?
Formerly something else...

-Kel-

#206
April 02, 2009, 10:29:49 PM
Dear advice puppy,

What is norovirus? How Contagious is it? Can it be fatal?

Triple Zero

#207
April 02, 2009, 11:07:22 PM
it's contagious until two weeks after you had it, and it made me very tired and like a cholera spray hose.

but dont listen to me, advice puppy will know what to do.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Dysnomia

#208
April 23, 2009, 01:43:00 AM
ADVICE PUPPY POOR PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME FOR MONEY, HOW SHOULD I DISPOSE OF DEAL WITH THEM?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#209
April 23, 2009, 01:45:33 AM
I am in a rut, what do I do advice puppy?
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