Advice Puppy thread

[Cramulus]

Advice puppy, what's the best way to sucker somebody else into changing my cat's litter box?

[Cain]

Advice puppy, what's the best way to sucker somebody else into changing my cat's litter box?

[Vene]

What's the best way to have a psychotic breakdown?  It's getting to be awful tempting.

[Dysnomia]

Advice puppy, I've been getting funny sensations in THAT area...what do I do?

SARAH PALIN I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU SAY AND START A WAR, BUT WHO SHOULD I START A WAR WITH?  I CAN'T SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE

[Spiny_Norman]

Advice Puppy rocks!

[Cain]

What's the best way to have a psychotic breakdown?  It's getting to be awful tempting.

SARAH PALIN I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU SAY AND START A WAR, BUT WHO SHOULD I START A WAR WITH?  I CAN'T SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE

[Dysnomia]

BUT ADVICE PUPPY FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN CA?  SHOULD I GO TO MEXICO FOR THEM OR JUST USE MATCHES TO LIGHT EVERYONE'S HOUSES ON FIRE?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear advice puppy,

Should I just stop posting?

-SDOI

[Elder Iptuous]

Dear Advice Puppy,
What is this bump on my arm?  can you recommend treatment?

[Cain]

BUT ADVICE PUPPY FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN CA?  SHOULD I GO TO MEXICO FOR THEM OR JUST USE MATCHES TO LIGHT EVERYONE'S HOUSES ON FIRE?

Dear advice puppy,

Should I just stop posting?

-SDOI

Dear Advice Puppy,
What is this bump on my arm?  can you recommend treatment?

[Bruno]

Deer advice puppy, I yews to be humerus. Watt happened too me?

[-Kel-]

Dear advice puppy,

What is norovirus? How Contagious is it? Can it be fatal?

[Triple Zero]

it's contagious until two weeks after you had it, and it made me very tired and like a cholera spray hose.

but dont listen to me, advice puppy will know what to do.

[Dysnomia]

ADVICE PUPPY POOR PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME FOR MONEY, HOW SHOULD I DISPOSE OF DEAL WITH THEM?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I am in a rut, what do I do advice puppy?