out of context text message thread!

[trillian]

"I feel like I'm being gang raped by the three of you via text message."

[wade]

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[Cain]

"Hello, I am an exiled Nigerian Prince..."

(no, rly)

[Iason Ouabache]

You just got f'ed in the a. hehe.

[Contessa_Ugolino]

"Hello, I am an exiled Nigerian Prince..."

(no, rly)

AND I UNDERSTAND YOU WOULD LIKE MY ROUTING NUMBER. OK. IS GOOD.

Best text message I ever received: "I am starving like an orphaned meerkat under the blazing African sun."

[Shinigami715]

"A white supremacist with a distaste for baseball."


<3

[BADGE OF HONOR]

"I can't stop saying 'garbage island' and giggling uncontrollably"

[AFK]

"I mean, are you really surprised that it got stuck?"

[Iason Ouabache]

Wow!  I wish I could speak whale.

[Richter]

"are they stealth?"

[LMNO]

"But what about your pants?"

[Darth Cupcake]

"beer AND random nudity!"

"lactose intolerance: like hiroshima, only up your ass." followed shortly thereafter by "oh god my ass"

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"What if I drove by, crashed through the gates and started flinging poo at the building?"

"What, when I gotta poop?"

"Slugs in garlic sauce are always good"

[AFK]

"Agreed. Or give the women each axes and let them have at him. They'll find the veins."

[trillian]

"You have a way with turds."




"If I could gnaw my own ears off I would."