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[Eve]

"OH GOD ALIEN AND ICE CREAM ARE EATING PUPPY OH NOES"


(bump!)

[trillian]

"TIME IS A MASTURBATING KITTEN THAT KILLS EVERY GOD."

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"Gave him enema, he pooed"


(friend talking about her cat)

[Suu]

"HIPPOPOTAMUS."

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

"YO!! tell him how badly u want his babies!!"

[trillian]

"Gave him enema, he pooed"


(friend talking about her cat)

hey is that CONTEXT I see there?  Stop breaking the rules!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

my bad

[Rumckle]

"Do you happen to know how my facebook status got changed to heather has big boobies?"

[trillian]

my bad

I'll let it slide.  Just this once.

[Cain]

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT VERY GOOD WITH MOBILE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"I am sending you guerilla virtual txt pork."

[Suu]

"I feel like it will break if I look at it for too long"

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

"wheres ur roommate im gonna ear rape her"

[The Dark Monk]

Tonight, we're going to rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches.

[Iason Ouabache]

"Hahahaha! Victor is Discordian!"

I think that it has something to do with The Young & the Restless.