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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Jasper

#195
April 08, 2011, 06:17:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 07, 2011, 11:38:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 07, 2011, 07:25:14 PM
"Actually I'm paying to do it.  Oranges don't grow on trees, you know."
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

At which point he called me to yell at me in rage and confusion for a good five minutes.  

BadBeast

#196
June 20, 2011, 06:37:11 AM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Suu

#197
June 23, 2011, 10:11:38 PM
'I LOVE PANTIES. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#198
July 30, 2011, 01:52:26 PM
"So. Uh... tell your husband to text me cuz i am a tar's and just seaned over his sean"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#199
July 30, 2011, 06:34:07 PM
"I don't want a popsicle 'cause I got ice cream. The McFlurry machine was broken so I was like "Fuck this, let's go coning". -EFO
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the dreadful hours

#200
July 31, 2011, 09:52:25 PM
...and then he ralphed on my beaker.

Xooxe

#201
July 31, 2011, 09:56:44 PM
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Juana

#202
July 31, 2011, 11:52:28 PM
"It's just not Christmas without tentacle porn."
:?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Payne

#203
August 01, 2011, 06:25:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2011, 06:34:07 PM
"I don't want a popsicle 'cause I got ice cream. The McFlurry machine was broken so I was like "Fuck this, let's go coning". -EFO

IT'S CONE TIME

Gordon C

#204
August 01, 2011, 08:20:56 PM
nonstop hockeyballs.
"the invisible boogie man could never be more ever-present"

dontblameyoko

#205
August 06, 2011, 05:12:06 AM
"Im straight
back and to
the left
this time."
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby
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