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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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Eve

#60
October 17, 2008, 04:36:00 AM
"OH GOD ALIEN AND ICE CREAM ARE EATING PUPPY OH NOES"


(bump!)
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

trillian

#61
October 17, 2008, 04:39:43 AM
"TIME IS A MASTURBATING KITTEN THAT KILLS EVERY GOD."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#62
October 18, 2008, 06:23:21 AM
"Gave him enema, he pooed"


(friend talking about her cat)

Suu

#63
October 18, 2008, 06:45:49 AM
"HIPPOPOTAMUS."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#64
October 18, 2008, 06:49:28 AM
"YO!! tell him how badly u want his babies!!"

trillian

#65
October 18, 2008, 01:23:25 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on October 18, 2008, 06:23:21 AM
"Gave him enema, he pooed"


(friend talking about her cat)


hey is that CONTEXT I see there?  Stop breaking the rules!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#66
October 19, 2008, 03:35:23 AM
my bad

Rumckle

#67
October 19, 2008, 05:36:01 AM
"Do you happen to know how my facebook status got changed to heather has big boobies?"
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

trillian

#68
October 19, 2008, 05:40:03 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on October 19, 2008, 03:35:23 AM
my bad


I'll let it slide.  Just this once.

Cain

#69
October 19, 2008, 11:37:35 AM
OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT VERY GOOD WITH MOBILE.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#70
October 19, 2008, 04:48:39 PM
"I am sending you guerilla virtual txt pork."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#71
October 19, 2008, 10:02:33 PM
"I feel like it will break if I look at it for too long"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#72
October 19, 2008, 10:31:54 PM
"wheres ur roommate im gonna ear rape her"

The Dark Monk

#73
October 19, 2008, 11:06:20 PM
Tonight, we're going to rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Iason Ouabache

#74
October 31, 2008, 05:16:56 PM
"Hahahaha! Victor is Discordian!"

I think that it has something to do with The Young & the Restless.   :?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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