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So essentially, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, he's just another moronic, entitled turd in the bucket.

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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#120
December 09, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
"i am a snot bucket"

Eve

#121
December 09, 2008, 08:31:38 PM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle on December 09, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
"i am a snot bucket"

:D I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE FROM.

Admit it--it was a good wake up alarm.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#122
December 09, 2008, 09:57:23 PM
 :argh!: 8:30 am text messages! what nonsense!

Triple Zero

#123
December 10, 2008, 12:34:31 AM
Quote from: fredZomh
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#124
December 10, 2008, 12:35:16 AM
"OUT OF CONTEXT MESSAGE!" ~000
:D

BADGE OF HONOR

#125
December 12, 2008, 03:32:04 AM
common, you know you love to fuck me as much as i love to fuck you,  its what this friendship is built on
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Eve

#126
December 12, 2008, 11:26:50 AM
"IK HOU VAN JOU... AND YOAR BOOBS TOO!!!"


"Tell her that! Also tell her she's more clingy than a tape worm :("
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Cramulus

#127
December 15, 2008, 03:45:31 PM
from my girlfriend:

"Ow, my vag!"

Sister_Gothique

#128
December 24, 2008, 05:44:10 PM
"How are your nipples?"

"Fine,thanks...and yours?
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#129
December 25, 2008, 03:54:42 AM
"In 2009 no one is going to write anything down"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#130
December 25, 2008, 04:01:33 AM
beet boot boot byte boot beet beet boot
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Iason Ouabache

#131
December 29, 2008, 06:25:45 AM
From me to The Wife:  You are now imagining the couple in the next booth doing it.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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bds

#132
December 29, 2008, 11:56:37 AM
Girlfriend sent me this at about 8am this morning:

FACT: I am now wearing the most retarded bra ever




FACT!



Just thought you all might like to know about my girlfriend's bra...  :p

Harlequin

#133
December 29, 2008, 12:09:46 PM
Pics or gtfo...
After all, wasn't it Oscar Wilde who was arrested for sodomy? Sorry, I'm not quite sure why I said that...

bds

#134
December 29, 2008, 12:15:32 PM
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