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Started by Buddha's Ghost Penis, August 09, 2008, 02:17:25 AM

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Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Cainad on August 16, 2008, 02:13:08 AM
BGP: Why did you steal all my food?
WE ARE HUNGER! PREPARE FOR PROPERTY RAPE! WE HAVE CONTAINED LUBRICATION IN OUR CONTENTS! PLEASE TO ENJOY OR YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS AND IT WILL HURT.

RELAX BABY.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: caffeinated orange juice on August 16, 2008, 04:14:53 AM
BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?

BECAUSE WE WILL RAPE YUO.

STAND BY FOR RAPE. NO LUBE.

YOUR MANUS IS VERY LOOSE! YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE? VEINY DRIFTER COCKS?

YOU ARE TOO COY!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?

BUMP?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Richter

Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

DEAR BGP:  SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

AFK

Dear BGP,

Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on December 07, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?

BUMP?

WE ARE LACKING THE WOMB, OUR BUMP IS OF THE RICEY DOUGHNUT VARIETY. WE ARE OFFENDED  NOW.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 05:16:14 PM
DEAR BGP:  SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?

WE SHOULD POINT AT YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS: CAN THIS BE? DO NOT CRACK THE BOTTLE IF YOU ARE LACKING THE ACCOMMODATE. YOU WILL LEAK FROM THE INSIDE.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 07, 2009, 06:09:37 PM
Dear BGP,

Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?



AS YOUR FINANCÉ WE ARE TO SUGGEST THE PURCHASE OF A HONDA TO BE FILLED WITH SILVER AND THE AK-47. YOU MAY SEND US HELLO THROUGH POST. WE ARE AVAILABLE FOR MODEST RETAINER FEE. YOU ARE NOW OF THE WELCOME STATE.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:13:00 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

I thought we were friends...  :cry:

Richter

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

Gratitude and JOY!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Pope Pixie Pickle