WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

BGP: Why did you steal all my food?

WE ARE HUNGER! PREPARE FOR PROPERTY RAPE! WE HAVE CONTAINED LUBRICATION IN OUR CONTENTS! PLEASE TO ENJOY OR YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS AND IT WILL HURT.

RELAX BABY.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?

BECAUSE WE WILL RAPE YUO.

STAND BY FOR RAPE. NO LUBE.

YOUR MANUS IS VERY LOOSE! YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE? VEINY DRIFTER COCKS?

YOU ARE TOO COY!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?

BUMP?

[Richter]

Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

[The Good Reverend Roger]

DEAR BGP:  SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

[AFK]

Dear BGP,

Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?

BUMP?

WE ARE LACKING THE WOMB, OUR BUMP IS OF THE RICEY DOUGHNUT VARIETY. WE ARE OFFENDED  NOW.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

DEAR BGP:  SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?

WE SHOULD POINT AT YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS: CAN THIS BE? DO NOT CRACK THE BOTTLE IF YOU ARE LACKING THE ACCOMMODATE. YOU WILL LEAK FROM THE INSIDE.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Dear BGP,

Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?

AS YOUR FINANCÉ WE ARE TO SUGGEST THE PURCHASE OF A HONDA TO BE FILLED WITH SILVER AND THE AK-47. YOU MAY SEND US HELLO THROUGH POST. WE ARE AVAILABLE FOR MODEST RETAINER FEE. YOU ARE NOW OF THE WELCOME STATE.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

I thought we were friends... 

[Richter]

Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

Gratitude and JOY!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?