Rev Roger, Flyer #13: The Menace Among Us.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.

These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris.  Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war.  In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).

Wikipedia states:  Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.

Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.

Are these the kind of people we want running around loose?  Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch.  If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site.  These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.

Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace.  It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation.  They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.

[East Coast Hustle]

fucking win.

I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).

[Jenne]

  w!n

[Requia ☣]

Nice

[The Good Reverend Roger]

fucking win.

I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).

Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?

[Honey]

This is brilliant!  I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend.  Thanks!   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is brilliant!  I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend.  Thanks!   

You're welcome, and thank you.

I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this.  That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.

Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.

[East Coast Hustle]

fucking win.

I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).

Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?

these are a different breed of hillbilly. They're suspicious and not easily fooled. If I want it to make it to print, it's better if I pretend it's from Hiram Dicker.

[Cain]

Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).

[The Good Reverend Roger]

fucking win.

I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).

Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?

these are a different breed of hillbilly. They're suspicious and not easily fooled. If I want it to make it to print, it's better if I pretend it's from Hiram Dicker.

Okay.  But how will they know who to haul off to Gitmo? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).

Daily Mail?     GENIUS!

Does America extradite to England?

[East Coast Hustle]

fucking win.

I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).

Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?

these are a different breed of hillbilly. They're suspicious and not easily fooled. If I want it to make it to print, it's better if I pretend it's from Hiram Dicker.

Okay.  But how will they know who to haul off to Gitmo? 

I will give them Uncle BadTouch's and/or Daruko's PI. that's how.

ECH,
dick like that

[Ninjoe]

This is brilliant!  I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend.  Thanks!   

You're welcome, and thank you.

I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this.  That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.

Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.

I'll Eurotard you, you damn dirty ape.

[wade]

There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.

These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris.  Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war.  In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).

Wikipedia states:  Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.

Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.

Are these the kind of people we want running around loose?  Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch.  If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site.  These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.

Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace.  It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation.  They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.

I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...

I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is brilliant!  I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend.  Thanks!   

You're welcome, and thank you.

I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this.  That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.

Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.

I'll Eurotard you, you damn dirty ape.

I'm sorry you come from a tiny country that is only good for making pastries.