FAKE CHEESE MACHINE

[Triple Zero]

BREAKING: some dutch semi-satirical confrontational food testing and research TV programma found out that 30-70% of the cheese on McDonalds Cheese Burgers, NY Pizza pizza's, oven pizzas, ready made oven lasagna, etc etc is actually fake and made of oil+starch+flavourings.

yeah, big fucking deal, tell me something i didn't already suspect for a long time.

this, however is BESIDES THE POINT

BUT THIS:

http://www.brabantsdagblad.nl/voorpagina/3622743/Kaas-op-pizza-en-cheeseburger-is-nep.ece

THE MACHINE ON THAT PICTURE IS A FAKE CHEESE MACHINE

how fucking awesome is that????

INDEED

IT'S A FUCKING FAKE CHEESE MACHINE

thank you for your attention.

[East Coast Hustle]

yeah, over here it's known as "american cheese" and it comes on damn near everything (at least as far as fast food is concerned).

[Cainad (dec.)]

yeah, over here it's known as "american cheese" and it comes on damn near everything (at least as far as fast food is concerned).

This alone makes me feel just a little ashamed of my country.

[East Coast Hustle]

as far as having embarrassing things named after where you're from, it could always be worse.

unless, of course, you ARE from Cleveland.

[Bruno]

My rule of thumb is, if it just says "cheese" on the package, it's real cheese. If it says "Cheese Food", "Cheese Product" or "Cheeselike Substance", it's mostly bat guano.

[Kai]

People from Wisconsin know their cheese.

American cheese doesn't sell very well in rural Wisconsin.

'nuff said.

[East Coast Hustle]

it's really an affront to everything decent.

and yet...

sometimes it's SO good.

[Triple Zero]

also, it's a FAKE CHEESE MACHINE.

[Cainad (dec.)]

So now all we need is a fake crackers machine, and Wallace and Gromit will be all set.

[rong]

fake cheese was not a gouda idea

[East Coast Hustle]

goddammit, dude.

I was trying to give you a chance to redeem yourself and you just totally bleu it.

[fomenter]

he is not the only one making puns leave him brie

[fomenter]

also puns may not be arty but they could be havarti

[Payne]

EDAM YUO ALL!

[singer]

Whey does this kind of thing happen to almost every thread here?