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FAKE CHEESE MACHINE

Started by Triple Zero, August 29, 2008, 10:04:35 PM

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Kai

#30
August 31, 2008, 02:56:02 AM
This thread makes my insides all a churney.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

fomenter

#31
August 31, 2008, 03:32:27 AM
it makes the rest of us cream
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Nast

#32
August 31, 2008, 04:12:52 AM
What was this thread about, again? I need someone to jog my mammary.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Triple Zero

#33
August 31, 2008, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2008, 09:37:13 PM
Feta love of god, you guys, give it a rest.

no, there's Stiltons of cheese puns to be made.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

singer

#34
August 31, 2008, 01:58:39 PM
  Asiago away for a  couple of days, but it doesn't stop...
"Magic" is one of the fundamental properties of "Reality"

Cain

#35
August 31, 2008, 02:01:58 PM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on August 30, 2008, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: singer on August 30, 2008, 11:20:50 AM
Whey does this kind of thing happen to almost every thread here?

We have nothing better to do. We're waiting for Daruko to bring his Armageddon Squad to PD. Yo MOMMA happens to almost every thread here. I was hit as a child. We are all actually RWHNs alts. Sometimes, I eat a biscuit. The Mods made me do it. Christopher Walken made me do it. Now look what you made me do.

Or, because this is Discord.

Take your pick.

Payne means a soggy biscuit, of course.

Cramulus

#36
August 31, 2008, 03:38:32 PM
I havarti 'nuff of this cheddar jack

Elder Iptuous

#37
August 31, 2008, 03:58:49 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 31, 2008, 03:38:32 PM
I havarti 'nuff of this cheddar jack

Uh-oh..... we've already used havarti.......
perhaps this thread is getting moldy..

fomenter

#38
August 31, 2008, 04:08:01 PM
you wish toe see it be over but it taint over yet
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

East Coast Hustle

#39
August 31, 2008, 06:16:40 PM
yes, we keep trying to hide it under a rock, but....


it keeps crawling back out fromunda it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fomenter

#40
August 31, 2008, 06:39:39 PM
it takes a big Longhorn to keep these puns going
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne

#41
August 31, 2008, 07:25:52 PM
Y'all have jacked this thread enough.

Cainad (dec.)

#42
September 08, 2008, 03:12:09 AM
Colby that we all just know way too much about cheese.

BADGE OF HONOR

#43
September 08, 2008, 03:33:52 AM
This topic is so aged it's not fungus any more.   :|
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cainad (dec.)

#44
September 08, 2008, 03:54:29 AM
It's getting rind of old.

Cut it out already. (GET IT? CUT "IT" OUT, WHERE IT=CHEESE?! OMG I AM SO WITTY)
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