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FAKE CHEESE MACHINE

Started by Triple Zero, August 29, 2008, 10:04:35 PM

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Eve

#60
September 08, 2008, 03:13:12 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 08, 2008, 10:45:30 AM
Quote from: Eve on September 08, 2008, 07:22:45 AM
Y'all bleu my mind--I <3 this thread.

Bleu was already used so you can't have it.

That's nacho cheese.

Hey, havarti was used at least three times. I can double up on bleu.

-Eve,
has no moar cheesy puns for this thread.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

AFK

#61
September 08, 2008, 09:26:38 PM
 :D
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cainad (dec.)

#62
September 08, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Four and half pages of cheese puns. Talk about stracchino it out...

ZIPPLETITS, WHAT HATH THOU WROUGHT?!

Payne

#63
September 08, 2008, 09:42:25 PM
Parmigiano  about?

fomenter

#64
September 08, 2008, 10:20:09 PM
4 pages, how long until someone goes Postel
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Triple Zero

#65
September 09, 2008, 12:58:07 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 08, 2008, 09:26:38 PM
:D

i figure this thread mozzarella been fun for you.

but, i think i must goat cheese punning some more, the possibilities are paneer-ly endless.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Elder Iptuous

#66
September 09, 2008, 01:12:06 AM
some of these have really gone out on a Limburger.
(self reference bonus: +1)

The Dark Monk

#67
September 30, 2008, 12:06:02 AM
Pfffft. You all know Jack.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

The Dark Monk

#68
September 30, 2008, 12:08:31 AM
Que, so what do we do now? Pourt Wine and drink a bit?
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Bruno

#69
October 04, 2008, 07:26:02 AM
My theory is that it's all part of a Swiss conspiracy.






...drumroll
Formerly something else...

LMNO

#70
October 06, 2008, 03:44:17 PM
Your theory is full of holes.

:rimshot:

Bruno

#71
October 06, 2008, 10:01:28 PM
FREAD OVAR.
Formerly something else...

East Coast Hustle

#72
October 06, 2008, 11:16:01 PM
I don't know how we've managed to mask our puns this well for this long.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Dark Monk

#74
October 07, 2008, 11:15:25 AM
Should probably start another String.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~
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