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Lost Topics #2: Modern Spellbooks

Started by Triple Zero, September 01, 2008, 07:17:17 PM

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Kai

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Golden Applesauce

Every magician has a stuffed alligator hanging from the ceiling!  Some hypothesize that it is, in fact, one stuffed alligator being hung from multiple ceilings.
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Kai

Quote from: GA on September 19, 2008, 05:11:41 PM
Every magician has a stuffed alligator hanging from the ceiling!  Some hypothesize that it is, in fact, one stuffed alligator being hung from multiple ceilings.

I'm not a magician. I don't do party tricks. I'm a bio-mage. We don't hold with those silly stereotypes.
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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Kai on September 20, 2008, 01:35:47 AM
Quote from: GA on September 19, 2008, 05:11:41 PM
Every magician has a stuffed alligator hanging from the ceiling!  Some hypothesize that it is, in fact, one stuffed alligator being hung from multiple ceilings.

I'm not a magician. I don't do party tricks. I'm a bio-mage. We don't hold with those silly stereotypes.

Not even hats and wands? :cry:

Kai

Quote from: Cainad on September 20, 2008, 01:41:36 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 20, 2008, 01:35:47 AM
Quote from: GA on September 19, 2008, 05:11:41 PM
Every magician has a stuffed alligator hanging from the ceiling!  Some hypothesize that it is, in fact, one stuffed alligator being hung from multiple ceilings.

I'm not a magician. I don't do party tricks. I'm a bio-mage. We don't hold with those silly stereotypes.

Not even hats and wands? :cry:

Wands are for SPAGS.
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Triple Zero

wow, i totally missed that short derail .. "title of most infuriating Dutchie" lol, what an idiot.

well, after the past few Dutch to come along this board, i don't doubt you all think we're a bunch of spaced out potsmoking hippies without any proper manners whatsoever.

sorry about that.
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Quote from: triple zero on October 07, 2008, 04:46:33 PM
i don't doubt you all think we're a bunch of spaced out potsmoking hippies without any proper manners whatsoever.

:lulz:

That is not at all true 000... you have manners.  :wink:
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Cain

An International Relations spellbook would be total crap.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2008, 08:53:30 PM
Quote from: triple zero on October 07, 2008, 04:46:33 PMi don't doubt you all think we're a bunch of spaced out potsmoking hippies without any proper manners whatsoever.

:lulz:

That is not at all true 000... you have manners.  :wink:

to be fair btw, there's at least two other Dutch on this board that also have manners. So that kind of evens the score to three versus three, which is the same ratio as you american spags have, being lots versus lots.

Only the Scottish consistently (and traditionally!) manage to steer clear of this wishy-washy spaggis*.

* ground spag entrails with oatmeal served in a traffic cone.
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LHX

Quote from: triple zero on September 01, 2008, 07:17:17 PM
Modern Spellbooks

http://davidseah.com/blog/comments/modern-spellbooks/

David Seah writes about how hand-written notebooks about computer programming languages are in fact a lot like spellbooks filled with incantations.

(The difference being that if you follow the incantation step by step, you will get a 100% success rate, which might make these things even better than actual spellbooks ;-) )

...hmm

from a 'human intellect' perspective

maybe that means computers are just really gullible
neat hell

Triple Zero

Quote from: LHX on October 11, 2008, 07:34:50 PM
...hmm

from a 'human intellect' perspective

maybe that means computers are just really gullible

well, you know just as well as I do that programming computers is basically like writing a cooking book for autistic retards.
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Jasper

Quote from: triple zero on October 12, 2008, 09:28:35 PM
Quote from: LHX on October 11, 2008, 07:34:50 PM
...hmm

from a 'human intellect' perspective

maybe that means computers are just really gullible

well, you know just as well as I do that programming computers is basically like writing a cooking book for autistic retards.

I've noticed that, in my Java education.  Computers are like some sort of stupidity elemental. 

Kai

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Cain

Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2008, 01:50:05 PM
An International Relations spellbook would be total crap.

I am going to put this to the test, starting this weekend.

Cain

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