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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Discordia as a Religion?

Started by Cramulus, September 03, 2008, 07:05:57 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#45
September 15, 2008, 03:48:11 AM
Curling.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Elder Iptuous

#47
September 15, 2008, 03:57:16 AM
wouldn't a more obvious choice be Calvinball?

BADGE OF HONOR

#48
September 15, 2008, 04:15:20 AM
No because curling is something you can actually take seriously.

And, you know.  Is real.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

East Coast Hustle

#50
September 15, 2008, 03:34:54 PM
Buzkashi.

E/O/T.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#51
September 15, 2008, 04:45:43 PM
Yarts
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Valerie - Gone

#52
September 15, 2008, 07:37:36 PM
Fencing, maybe?

(I know nothing of fencing, but it seemed appropriate...)
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

Let him that would move the world, first move himself. -Socrates

AFK

#53
September 15, 2008, 07:49:45 PM
Bocce.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#54
September 15, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
Competitive Pooping.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Elder Iptuous

#55
September 15, 2008, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 15, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
Competitive Pooping.
ehh.   Since they changed the scoring to disproportionately weight difficulty over execution, i think the sport has been soiled.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#56
September 15, 2008, 11:03:31 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 15, 2008, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 15, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
Competitive Pooping.
ehh.   Since they changed the scoring to disproportionately weight difficulty over execution, i think the sport has been soiled.

That's one painful pun.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Elder Iptuous

#57
September 15, 2008, 11:06:19 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 15, 2008, 11:03:31 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 15, 2008, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 15, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
Competitive Pooping.
ehh.   Since they changed the scoring to disproportionately weight difficulty over execution, i think the sport has been soiled.

That's one painful pun.
it's painful because it's corny.
...and a little nutty.

East Coast Hustle

#58
September 15, 2008, 11:14:30 PM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Elder Iptuous

#59
September 15, 2008, 11:35:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 15, 2008, 11:14:30 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 15, 2008, 03:34:54 PM
Buzkashi.

E/O/T.

I hesitated to investigate because i was thinking of Bukake, but then i did and now i agree with you...
E/O/T
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