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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Thoughts on Other lifeform

Started by Lupernikes_shadowbark, September 01, 2008, 10:45:52 AM

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Cain

I have a quantum penis.  It extends through several alternate universes.

Payne

I have a string theory. It's my penis.

fomenter

i have a quantum penis it has fucked you in a alternate universe
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

LMNO


Voodoo

I have an M-brane Penis, it exists in 7 to 11 dimensions. 

Kai

I have a non-quantum penis. It actually functions in the macroworld.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

East Coast Hustle

I have a penis that runs with a bad crowd. They hang out at 14th and Minna.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Chairman Risus

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 09, 2008, 11:45:01 PM
I have a penis that runs with a bad crowd. They hang out at 14th and Minna.
:potd:

Adios