Re: Things to do before you die

[East Coast Hustle]

also, I pray that this is actually 000 trolling us and not a real person.

[Janvier]

also, I pray that this is actually 000 trolling us and not a real person.

Perhaps you'd think that, considering we're both living in the Netherlands. But unless 000 was my secret agent all along without me, you, your mother or your father knowing about it, that seems kind of unlikely.

[Janvier]

But if you'd reread my oldest post you'd figure out why I'm doing this... I don't like prison. I don't like being the bitch. I don't like dropping the soap and getting raped in the ass. So I figured I'd get 'a  a   a    a     ahead' of myself.

[Janvier]

And since you don't seem to be gaining on me, how about you tell me how to get into a loose association of gangsters living in Denver, and how they make the world spin 'round and 'round.

Or Kill Me

[Kai]

Oh no you /DIDN'T/!   

Kai,

Is awaiting the flame fest.

[Eve]

Oh no you /DIDN'T/!   

Kai,

Is awaiting the flame fest.

Eehehe. I can so picture you saying that and then flipping your hair back with Attitude. 

[Janvier]

Oh no you /DIDN'T/!   

Kai,

Is awaiting the flame fest.

This one is free because I had it prepared.

What if I keep expanding more quickly than you can handle?
Will you accept it?
Will you want to break free, like I've been breaking free of your prison for half a year?
What happens then? I won't let you go until you let me know what I can mean to you.

AND NOW FOR SOME BIBLIOMANCY

Ming Yi Chen Chien Li
matter => symbols => meaning => language => other language => yet another language (cause I bet you fags don't speak Dutch)
Hide the shining one

B=======D~ o: <--- u

[Janvier]

Oh no you /DIDN'T/!   

Kai,

Is awaiting the flame fest.

The road which
leads after that is
open only to those who
have acquired the
perspective of the guide,
as I have at age 19.

Screw you guys, I was
working on this for
one and a half years.

A quickie.
There is but one I
  adore and her name
   is Anniek.

God had caught up with
the leering drunkard.

But not me, not yet.

Het is een kwestie van doseren.

He tried to convince his fucking Jesus to rob a store with him and asked Jesus if he wanted a cut of the profits.
And I say to the Dordrecht Drifter: "Ik hou mijn mond en loop weg."
Whereupon he is convinced, at least, that I am Jesus.

[Janvier]

Oh no you /DIDN'T/!   

Kai,

Is awaiting the flame fest.

The road which
leads after that is
open only to those who
have acquired the
perspective of the guide,
as I have at age 19.

Screw you guys, I was
working on this for
one and a half years.

A quickie.
There is but one I
  adore and her name
   is Anniek.

God had caught up with
the leering drunkard.

But not me, not yet.

Het is een kwestie van doseren.

He tried to convince his fucking Jesus to rob a store with him and asked Jesus if he wanted a cut of the profits.
And I say to the Dordrecht Drifter: "Ik hou mijn mond en loop weg."
Whereupon he is convinced, at least, that I am Jesus.

All goes through all stages...
Discordia, too, becomes
a machine, but not
Eris. She remains
unbound chaos and
               possibility.

I must mention that
Discordia is a far less
cruel machine-like
mistress in that she
lets you on about it
after a few processing
cycles, and lets  you   roam
    as      free       as        you         wish          afterwards          Omg I just learned to count to 10

[Kai]

Oh no you /DIDN'T/!   

Kai,

Is awaiting the flame fest.

-snip-

I was talking about you using Roger's tagline, you dumb shit. 

[Janvier]

Oh no you /DIDN'T/!   

Kai,

Is awaiting the flame fest.

The road which
leads after that is
open only to those who
have acquired the
perspective of the guide,
as I have at age 19.

Screw you guys, I was
working on this for
one and a half years.

A quickie.
There is but one I
  adore and her name
   is Anniek.

God had caught up with
the leering drunkard.

But not me, not yet.

Het is een kwestie van doseren.

He tried to convince his fucking Jesus to rob a store with him and asked Jesus if he wanted a cut of the profits.
And I say to the Dordrecht Drifter: "Ik hou mijn mond en loop weg."
Whereupon he is convinced, at least, that I am Jesus.

All goes through all stages...
Discordia, too, becomes
a machine, but not
Eris. She remains
unbound chaos and
               possibility.

I must mention that
Discordia is a far less
cruel machine-like
mistress in that she
lets you on about it
after a few processing
cycles, and lets  you   roam
    as      free       as        you         wish          afterwards          Omg I just learned to count to 10

That is, until the
  ULTIMATE
       MOUSETRAP
is designed, in which
I personally profess no
belief.

If it were real, and,
mind you, I shudder at
the proposition, it would
be much akin to the
    5 layers of HELL.

Good luck, nubcakes <3

PS: Eris is always
                      on top,

That is why she is
                      Goddess

Some virtues for me, since they're being handed out:
The greatest shaman
Mr. Handsome
Am I Charismatic Now? (TM)
The Smartest Young Whippersnapper
Accommodating God to the Very Few
He Who Is Pro in the Art of Funky Lovemaking
And Another Senseless Title, Just In Case

And don't forget, nonsense as salvation.

[Golden Applesauce]

Janvier, you have failed the Turing Test.

[Janvier]

Janvier, you have failed the Turing Test.

O noes, I'm not a computer ;_;

[Reginald Ret]

a human judge engages in a natural language conversation with one human and one machine, each of which try to appear human; if the judge cannot reliably tell which is which, then the machine is said to pass the test.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test

[Triple Zero]

also, I pray that this is actually 000 trolling us and not a real person.

nop, not me. my bot would pass the Turing test, see

what happened?