Janvier's condensed crap.

[Janvier]

((It's been a while since I've flexed the ranting muscles. This'll be a bit short and sweet I expect, but here we go with heading back toward it... I've been really enjoying some of the memebomb stickers I've been putting up lately, and this is what's come of it.))

DO WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY YOU'VE DONE

For starters, grow a pair.

Make a decision, and then stand by your decision. Don't equivocate or sit on the fence, trying to avoid having to take action and shape your own life. Take action, and then run with it.

You're probably going to fuck it up. It's probably going to go wrong, or you're going to realize that what you thought you wanted isn't actually what you want, and you're not happy.

Who the fuck is actually fucking happy?! Seriously.

But grow a pair and keep TRYING. Don't just keep sitting on your ass, wondering when life is going to wander over and hand you everything you ever wanted. It doesn't work like that. Stand the fuck up, open your goddamn eyes, and take what you want. If nothing else, at least fucking TRY.

And if it doesn't work? If you don't end up happy and satiated like you thought? Then try something else. Keep trying. Accept that you made the wrong choice, and learn from it. Accept that maybe you're not as infallible as you'd like to be, that you are not fucking perfect. But at least be ballsy enough to try, instead of just sitting there thinking "Well, suppose I'm NOT perfect. Why bother?"

Because if you don't bother then you're just some stupid fucking lump that sits on their ass and worships the fucking teevee.

What, exactly, differentiates you from every other sack of meat perambulating across the surface of the planet? Can you think of anything?

Then get the fuck up off your ass and try to find something, make something, be something. If you aren't scared, if you aren't angry, if you aren't confused, if you aren't thinking, then you aren't doing it right. Grow the fuck up and stop waiting for the stars to align for you. Go out and at least partially make up for the space you are stealing, or so help me, I will come after you and put you through a blender so you don't take up so fucking much of it. Stop using my goddamn oxygen! What the fuck makes you think you deserve it?

YOUR LIFE: AND NOW WHAT?

Nice rant. I have a little conundrum for you: I am not scared, I am not angry, I am not confused, but I am thinking. What am I?

[Jenne]

I have a couple of people who need to be smacked upside the head with this.

[Eve]

I know I need to be smacked upside the head with this.

[Janvier]

Then you are hereby smacked. Fagbasket.

[Eve]

Thanks. Bitch.

[Janvier]

Thanks. Bitch.

Who are you to judge a book by its cover?

[Eve]

Presumptuous? I was going off of your title, Prison Bitch. Much like mine is Fagbasket.

[Janvier]

Presumptuous? I was going off of your title, Prison Bitch. Much like mine is Fagbasket.

Can not a title of a forum member be likened to the cover of a book?

[Eve]

Presumptuous? I was going off of your title, Prison Bitch. Much like mine is Fagbasket.

Can not a title of a forum member be likened to the cover of a book?

Then why instigate it?
[/rhetorical]

In any case, I'm not going to drag the drama llama into DCup's lovely thread.

[Janvier]

Presumptuous? I was going off of your title, Prison Bitch. Much like mine is Fagbasket.

Can not a title of a forum member be likened to the cover of a book?

Then why instigate it?
[/rhetorical]

In any case, I'm not going to drag the drama llama into DCup's lovely thread.

You asked to be smacked, so smack you I did. I still haven't seen anyone respond to my conundrum.

[Darth Cupcake]

I have a little conundrum for you: I am not scared, I am not angry, I am not confused, but I am thinking. What am I?

A sentient waffle.

[Eve]

Presumptuous? I was going off of your title, Prison Bitch. Much like mine is Fagbasket.

Can not a title of a forum member be likened to the cover of a book?

Then why instigate it?
[/rhetorical]

In any case, I'm not going to drag the drama llama into DCup's lovely thread.

You asked to be slapped, so slap you I did. I still haven't seen anyone respond to my conundrum.

By my wife!

Answer:

[Janvier]

I have a little conundrum for you: I am not scared, I am not angry, I am not confused, but I am thinking. What am I?

A sentient waffle.

Close, but no cigar.

[Janvier]

Presumptuous? I was going off of your title, Prison Bitch. Much like mine is Fagbasket.

Can not a title of a forum member be likened to the cover of a book?

Then why instigate it?
[/rhetorical]

In any case, I'm not going to drag the drama llama into DCup's lovely thread.

You asked to be slapped, so slap you I did. I still haven't seen anyone respond to my conundrum.

By my wife!

Answer:

Correct!

[Eve]

Do I win anything?