Janvier's condensed crap.

[AFK]

Ooh, that looks nice. 

[Darth Cupcake]

OSHIT

Net that's fuckin' AWESOME x twelve!

I am gonna print up a ton of those. You just made my day!

[Eve]

No negative feedback, Net. That's fantastic!

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[Janvier]

Go out and at least partially make up for the space you are stealing, or so help me, I will come after you and put you through a blender so you don't take up so fucking much of it. Stop using my goddamn oxygen! What the fuck makes you think you deserve it?
YOUR LIFE:
AND NOW WHAT?
Make a decision, and then stand by your decision. Don't equivocate or sit on the fence, trying to avoid having to take action and shape your own life. Take action, and then run with it.
You're probably going to fuck it up. It's probably going to go wrong, or you're going to realize that what you thought you wanted isn't actually what you want, and you're not happy.
For starters, grow a pair.

The space I am stealing? Do you mean that I don't leave the house? But I just did. Some looney thought I was Jesus, lol. He used to be in prison. I thought it would be too cruel to send him here.

[Janvier]

wut

I'm getting horny. Too little porn before my trip :/
Do you think this would take long?
I'm not going to make it completely easy for you.

[Janvier]

Further, I propose we (or you, or I) troll Hawking, because Quantum Mechanics is some serious fucking bullshit.
I propose a truce. I'm going to sleep anyway.

[Requia ☣]

Janvier, please try to stay coherent for at least one sentance of every post, K?

[Golden Applesauce]

know about you, but it's time to start fucking with the media.

Or kill me.

What did you have in mind?

Not sure yet.

I'd like to start by HIMEOBSing MSNBC's comments and forums.  Not in the usual style, of course, that would simply result in banning.

No, I think a mass blitz of a new meme.  We'd need lots of people to do it, and we need to agree on our message.

I have some ideas, but I want to get some input from all of you while I try to put these ideas into words.

Basically, it comes down to the "government is a social fiction" thing.

I wonder if the journalists and their bosses pay enough attention to the forums for that to have any real effect?

[Golden Applesauce]

And whoever is running the Janvier Bot, that's pretty impressive.  Why don't you try selling the code to HIMEOBS?  If they existed, I'm sure they'd want it.

[Jenne]

Pledge.

Also, , Net...fucking wowsa.

[Requia ☣]

I bet if we did a full scale liberal 'gore won florida and kerry won ohio' liberal invasion, Fox news would take notice eventually.  Throw in 9/11 truthers and everything...

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I just skip that incoherent garbage.  Problem solved!

[Rumckle]

Do you mistrust each and every word you see written down, looking for whats written behind them?

Who the fuck are you to question how I feel? 

[Cain]

Nah.

I think that sort of thing will not be impressive.

First thing is first, we have to identify where the people who get their news get it from.  At least online.  I can think of a few places, but there are many.  Then we have to co-opt them.  Then we prepare the field for whatever we intend to do.

What we intend to do is the problem.  Accurate reporting = boring (hard to turn into a soundbite).  False rumours which will be damaging to the reputation of the company (much easier, but the question is that of creating a story which is damaging but will not be sunk by the lawyers).  We could turn up the noise signal ratio no end - this has some potential.  Alot of newstations rely on bullshit and celebrity news to fill the time between their allegedly serious parts.  If during those serious shows, the phones and emails were flooded with long and meandering messages by crazy people, then the signal ratio is heading much closer to zero.

They want people, Joe Public, to do the work of providing content, but in return they tend to provide crap reporting.  So why bother to do anything but give them crap back?

The above expression would be a good way to market it as well, I think.