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Started by Rhys Rhaven, September 22, 2008, 04:50:30 AM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#225
October 03, 2008, 07:21:40 PM
FUCK OFF YOU OLD BASTARD
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

#226
October 03, 2008, 07:22:39 PM
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CONVINCE BRUCE WILLIS YOU SEE DEAD PEOPLE?!

BADGE OF HONOR

#227
October 03, 2008, 07:23:47 PM
BECAUSE MY ACTING CAREER DIED WHEN I HIT PUBERTY
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

#228
October 03, 2008, 07:24:10 PM
OH.

hooplala

#230
October 03, 2008, 07:31:26 PM
Let's not forget that drunken car accident either.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

BADGE OF HONOR

#231
October 03, 2008, 07:33:45 PM
Nah he hadn't been employed for years at that point.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

#232
October 03, 2008, 07:40:15 PM
Maybe he'll pull a mccaulie culkin and resurface years lader playing a drug-addled party queen.

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#233
October 03, 2008, 07:42:27 PM
Yes but the difference will be, Caulkin did it for money.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

hooplala

#234
October 03, 2008, 07:50:56 PM
ZA-ZING!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#235
October 03, 2008, 08:06:29 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 02, 2008, 06:42:27 PM
Quote from: Malachite on October 02, 2008, 06:32:37 PM
Uh, what?

When the first reply to a troll attempt is ":troll:", it's hardly a successful troll.

He can troll with us if he wants, but he should try to be less obvious.

Sure, he needs training... the troll was obvious to some of us, because, well... obvious troll is obvious to trolls. However, the response on fstdt was much better, I thought.

We really need to finish the material for "How to troll.."

I stand by my original reply.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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