Bacon Uber Roll

[Teh_Loserer]

I've made this a few times a few different ways, but this way is possibly the most satisfying.

Go get:
14 strips of bacon
2c shredded cheese
1-2 Potatoes
1 onion

Do this:
Slice up the potato and onion
Weave the bacon together into a square. There's instructions on how to do this online. Easy as hell.
Cook the woven bacon in a oven, or fry it up in a big ass skillet. Either way, cook the bacon till it's NOT QUITE done.
Take some of the grease from the bacon and cook the potatoes and onions.
Put cheese on bacon
Put potatoes and onion cheese
Roll the fucker up
Cook in the oven at 425 degrees for 5-7min to crisp up the bacon
Consume
Monitor blood pressure closely for the next 24 hours.


I don't add any pepper because I only eat peppered bacon at home. If you don't have any in teh fridge, put some pepper on there too.

Also good with less cheese and more other stuff like eggs and other meats. Breakfast sausage and eggs is good...

[Payne]

Weaving bacon sounds like epic win, I mean.... Weaving.... Bacon.

I will have to try this at some point now.

[East Coast Hustle]

*drool*

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YUMMMMMMMM!

[Professor Mu-Chao]

After eating bacon weave, make sure to floss...

[Nast]